the s'mores cookie from potbelly is a big miss

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 15h ago

I love you.

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 22h ago

y'all ever give a very big, very old dog who loves being in the warm water but hates being dried off a bath

saw someone typo feta cheese as "fetal cheese" in case you'd like an upsetting concept to liven up your tuesday

this is the long-awaited follow up from house house, the studio who made untitled goose game, fyi. i'm so so excited about this

Aftermath@aftermath.site · yesterday

Big Walk is at its best when you totally screw things up aftermath.site/big-walk-impre...

ITS 30-50 FERAL HOGS DAY!!! My fav twitter holiday 🥰🥰🥰

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say

The director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns.

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"menu"

that's hudson, this is his town

New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hudson, Illinois Pop: 1,813 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson,_Illinois Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52517362 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=83063915 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=83059109

i am haunted daily by nobody believes you bisexual IKEA couch

i'm older than madonna was when she released ray of light

Forgot I screenshotted this Andor edit ages ago because they misspelled “which” in the transcription of the voiceover and I thought these stills were hilarious out of context

i've found r's halloween costume i am a champion

miss mary mack mack mack all dressed in black black black

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 2d ago

Roadbloc

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Get out of here! Can’t you see we don’t want you anymore!

Jaws (1975)@jaws-1975.bsky.social · 3d ago

Go on, get out of here.

r's singing a song of her own making where the only lyrics are "that guy is disgusting", "gymnastics", and "that is not my shirt"

Goodnight!!!!!

someone smarter than me needs to write an ode to the specific gender euphoria of a four year old girl deep in her princess phase wearing a glittery cape mainlining as many "i want" songs as youtube can give her

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

And that guy is me

The Jealous Cactus@jealouscactus.bsky.social · 4d ago

Somewhere there is a guy complaining his wife won't let him have a skull toilet

Hey fuck you, weirdo

Don’t forget to leave out a banana and a glass of beer for the August Ape tonight

i can't stop laughing at this it's so stupid

look at how well it's recovering!!

mollz@ilikemints.bsky.social · 2w ago

wanted to post a visual of this intrepid little tree. you can see how eviscerated it was