b. belltether

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Absolutely in fucking TEARS my player rolled a natural 20 to discreetly read a letter i assumed NO ONE WOULD EVER READ but i DID write it mostly for myself sometimes miracles do happen anyway we finished curtain call book 1!

John rolled a natural 20Ms. d'Venenoux,

Althought it is my instinct and my nature to start with the pleasant and work my way inward from there, I am trying a different tack after some recent shifts in the wind, so I will cut right to the bone:

i have ALWAYS loved poison egg from PF1e as a spell bc it's so fucking silly and niche, but I didn't realize it was a GRANTED SPELL from NORGORBER i didn't realize it had lore? egg lore? i read this in Gods & Magic (1e) the other day and i NEED everyone to know "egg boy" the norgorberite insult

Poisoned Egg
School transmutation; Level Asn 1, Brd 1, Clr 1, Sor/Wiz 1
(Norgorber)
Casting
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S, DF
Effect
Range touch
Target 1 egg
Duration 1 minute/level
Saving Throw none (object); Spell Resistance no (object)
Description
You transform the contents of a normal egg (such as a
chicken egg) into a single dose of small centipede poison
(injury DC 11, 1d2 Dex/1d2 Dex). The poison reverts to a
normal egg at the end of the spell, even if the secondary
damage has not occurred (the reverted egg substance is
harmless unless the poisoned creature is vulnerable to
eggs). The egg may be raw or cooked but must be whole
and not empty when you cast the spell.
Careless would-be poisoners who leave egg on their
weapons soon find it tends to clog sheaths and eventually
begins to smell rotten; in the church, calling someone an
“egg boy” is a minor insult suggesting a lack of foresight
or regard for consequences.

built a gate today & taught another lady how to do it. when did I become the official carpenter of the community garden. guys I have a mitre box and a handsaw and I’m borrowing a drill I don’t know how to use. Help