BENET ELRAE

@benetelrae.bsky.social

*dial-up modem sounds*

MLB spending is getting out of hand! 1. Los Angeles Dodgers: $399 million 2. CarShield Marketing: $398 million (probably) 3. New York Mets: $368 million 4. New York Yankees: $308 million 5. Toronto Blue Jays: $$$289 million

[having lunch with Nelly Furtado] ME: Aren't you going to finish you lunch. NELLY: I'm not very hungry. ME: [under my breath] Like a bird. NELLY: What's that? ME: Nothing. [under my breath] Now you'll only fly away. NELLY: Did you say something? ME: Nothing, never mind.

you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

14th Amendment (1868): “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.” Seems pretty clear to me.

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We gonna go ahead and just cut everyone’s 401(k) in half and then the Republicans will speak up? Does anyone realize that maybe tariffs should not be a thing that one dude should be able to do? Can we go ahead and take that power away friends?