You know, I didn't *need* to click on this to know that it was going to be dumb as hell, but I was curious, so I did, and it was

TechCrunch@techcrunch.com · 4d ago

OpenAI's CEO seemed excited to share a "cool use case" for parents.

He has become a terrible vibes guy, but at least he also sucks at baseball

Stats@redsoxstats.bsky.social · 6d ago

Duran's 0-4 tonight pushed his season wRC+ to 58, now lower than 1999 Darren Lewis, which was the worst qualified offensive season by a Red Sox player the majority of fans alive today have endured. Shoutout to anyone that remembers watching Denny Doyle or Glenn Hoffman.

AHEM

Benjamin Gaines@benjamingaines.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Thinking about shorting $MRVL. Why? Oh no reason at all. But I bet they're about to hear that they need to execute better

LeBron is in his “Messi at Inter Miami” era

Pretty shameful to be glazing Josh like this, really www.deseret.com/business/202...

Utah business analytics firm Domo to be acquired in $400M deal

Founded in 2010 in the wake of a record tech deal, Utah's Domo set to be swallowed up by Progress Software

deseret.com

this, but Salt Lake City, Utah at 12PM in July.

DH@chillmandan.bsky.social · 2w ago

In a certain light, from certain angles, in photos, Tom Dundon looks a lot like Kyle Whittingham

Sorry if I’m late on this, but: I never thought I’d see the day that a Utah Jazz uniform consumed the entire right side of the front page of the NYT Sports section 😍😍😍😍

and the cup, which did NOT come home,

I just saw a woman running on the Murdock Trail. It is 96° F outside. I am an experienced runner but I would simply not do this

That Claude ad fucking suxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I feel super validated, thank you @kentremendous.bsky.social @chadfinn.bsky.social

Anthropic can eff right off with this ethics-washing ad claiming that AI will be good for society and learning and human connection

I BEEN SAYING

ian@ahandleforian.bsky.social · 4w ago

My main issue with Haaland is that he normalizes Manchester City and kids that don’t know better might start thinking it’s ok to support that club

My main issue with Haaland is that he normalizes Manchester City and kids that don’t know better might start thinking it’s ok to support that club

Is it a known thing, like a World Cup broadcast tradition, that the FIFA camerapeople love to show fans flapping their lips in slow motion? Because I find it very off-putting 😂

Hard to overstate how much more enjoyable the Red Sox became while I was paying 100% of my attention to the World Cup over the past month

I'm crushed for Mo, but I am also in the "I want as much Messi as possible for as long as possible" camp, so I'm only like 60% saddened by this result

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino

You're going to get really sick of me using superlatives to describe Darryn Peterson

According to this law, the Belgian team must now be placed on a barge and set adrift on Lake Superior

R.J. White@rjwhite1.bsky.social · 4w ago

Supreme Court: Everything after 1-1 didn't count and US wins on the Last Goal Doctrine of 1894

If you're just discovering soccer, just know that your beloved Erling Haaland plays for this generation's Premier League equivalent of the Yankees/Lakers/etc. that any self-respecting fan not born into it should hate. Congrats, you just got hoodwinked into being a Kobe fan

Benjamin Gaines@benjamingaines.bsky.social · 4w ago

My great fear is that all US soccer fans are now hopping on the Norway bandwagon because "they do the rowing thing and Haaland seems so fun on his TikTok and he scores a lot" and this will translate to a whole new generation of VERY casual Man City fans who will be annoying as hell

My great fear is that all US soccer fans are now hopping on the Norway bandwagon because "they do the rowing thing and Haaland seems so fun on his TikTok and he scores a lot" and this will translate to a whole new generation of VERY casual Man City fans who will be annoying as hell

To be honest with you, "Round of 16" feels exactly right. Emotions, sure, but looking at it rationally, at no point should anyone have been swept away by notions that the USMNT is one of the eight best squads in the world right now

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

Not me having constantly screamed "Belgium is fraudulent" from the rooftops for the past three weeks

I realize it's just one game, but I'm ready to say that Darryn Peterson is a superstar. All the great things we saw will translate to actual games. I don't think there were many doubters among Jazz fans, but I'm sure there are even fewer now. And (and and and!). . . he played 27 minutes!