Bette Vile

@bette.bsky.social

Arts,crafts, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Like Davis, not like Midler. Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s

wild that everyone I know is either working a job so busy they're doing the roles of at least 3 people, or unemployed and totally unable to find a job. You'd think these two things could even each other out but alas.

I'm going to launch a monthly mail club soon, with a zine, sticker(s?) and art print! I'll have a link available for subscribing later in the week so get excited! (I love hairy spiny doris 🥹)

a WIP photo of a zine about nudibranchs, featuring some watercolor illustrations of 3 nudibranchs; edmundsella pedata (pink, purple and spiky), limacia clavigera (yellow with a lot of stubby little tentacles), and Hairy spiny doris, my beloved. 

a Google search bar looks for "hot nudibranchs near me" an illustration of a hairy spiny doris nudibranch. it is totally lacking in straight lines and hard edges. extremely curvy round body and yellow bunny ears

I'm going to launch a monthly mail club soon, with a zine, sticker(s?) and art print! I'll have a link available for subscribing later in the week so get excited! (I love hairy spiny doris 🥹)

a WIP photo of a zine about nudibranchs, featuring some watercolor illustrations of 3 nudibranchs; edmundsella pedata (pink, purple and spiky), limacia clavigera (yellow with a lot of stubby little tentacles), and Hairy spiny doris, my beloved. 

a Google search bar looks for "hot nudibranchs near me" an illustration of a hairy spiny doris nudibranch. it is totally lacking in straight lines and hard edges. extremely curvy round body and yellow bunny ears

there was a streaker in town today. you don't hear a lot about streakers these days. nice little vintage crime. hope they were wearing a decent SPF.

went to an incredible falconry display today in which every bird individually decided to go rogue and be free. One came back. The rest hung out in the trees or played murder games with the local pigeons. Absolute scenes.

INTERVIEWER: where do you see yourself in 5 years? ME: well, I suppose that depends on whether or not the water wars have started yet