Air to Ground Message: LIFE IS NOT A FAIRYTALE. IF YOU LOSE YOUR SHOE AT MIDNIGHT YOU ARE DRUNK. Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a86f5f377ec F: #f09d73efe6d
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today’s digital decluttering session reminded of the time a hospital outside of Louisiana had andouille for lunch…
reminding all my doctors i’m not an elephant next time i see them can’t be too careful
throw the whole doctor out the window this whole thread is an snl skit, right? RIGHT?????
Video Game Watcher@ashstoneman.bsky.social · 24h agoToday my primary care doctor told me that menopause is autism and all immigrants have autism, so I guess I have to go without the medication I went there for for a little while
does anyone wanna go do my fasting labs for me in the morning? i wanna stay home and eat a sausage biscuit
If you wanted to try this, it’s back I liked it, but still have a few sticks left and will not be repurchasing That is my review if that is helpful
Scissors@scissors.myatproto.social · 4mo agoso…i don’t hate it
i always knew when money was tight if this was the only snack i was allowed to get
Well, I am of colonoscopy age now and I got my first-ever one yesterday. The prep wasn't fun but not as awful as I'd imagined. My appt was at 6am on Monday, I was home just after 7am. There's no recovery except catching up on the sleep you missed. So, if you need a nudge to get yours, this is it!
there’s a difference between i’m trying to be an ally -and- i am an ally one implies a commitment to continued learning and doing ‘the work.’ acknowledgement that you aren’t perfect and may make mistakes, but you’re trying. the other implies the work is done…and that’s the problem.
Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21h agoalso, I would never call myself an ally sincerely like that. being a human who cares about all other humans is enough. let other people call you positive things, if you earn it.
also, I would never call myself an ally sincerely like that. being a human who cares about all other humans is enough. let other people call you positive things, if you earn it.
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite
i wish they would let me put a dumpster under my balcony so i could hurl stuff out of my apartment
scissors, why did you pay $4 for alcohol swabs last month when your insurance covers them with your medication refill? because the supply fields in the app don’t work when i refill the med that way so any time i need supplies, i have to call & phone refills take 29 mins minimum with Ø hold time:
If you can’t resist picking up a pebble or a perfect shell at the beach this photo is for you. There are 7 scallops (the shell Botticelli’s Venus was standing in) to find among the treasure:
screaming for a roll of toilet paper from the bathroom until one of my neighbors brings one
my doctor said i can’t take anything seriously anymore or i’ll die
Leaving my mark on the world by accidentally clicking a pen open and drawing lines on everything.
