Any time saved by using generative AI on a creative project will be spent justifying your decision to use generative AI

We need to go back to using "howling coyotes in your innards" in restaurant advertising again

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 4d ago

Pretty sure if lawyers were banned, the billboard advertising industry would crumble

Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks

"We are on pace to fly out on time, all thats required is 200 people follow simple instructi... Apologies, we have been delayed do to easily foreseen circumstances"

Travel hack: If your phone is dying, find the gate with a flight going to Salt Lake City and you will easily find an open outlet

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

Your flight is in 24 hours, you can check in now! Your flight is in 23 hours and 59 minutes! Why haven't you checked in yet? Your flight is in 23 hours and 58 minutes! You haven't checked in yet! Should we cancel it? Your flight was in 23 hours and 57 minutes, but we canceled your ticket to be safe.

i took the text and the image from Vermont Department Of Health flyers, cleaned it up and put it on shirts. get yours at drewtoothpaste.com if you agree with the premise

GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan Barger reportedly took a moment Monday to appreciate what a good boy he was being as he ate his salad.

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to be a moron. www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

It's odd that they keep making Christmas Carol adjacent movies after they peaked in 1992 with A Muppet Christmas Carol

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

Who's coming to the midnight premiere of Pong: Left Paddle's Revenge with me?

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w ago

Atari Makes Universal Movie Deal For 10 Iconic Game Properties -Asteroids -Adventure -Berzerk -Breakout -Centipede -Crystal Castles -Millipede -Missile Command -Pong -Yars’ Revenge deadline.com/2026/07/atar...

Day 3 of having solar panels

Don't spend your time imagining people that do things that make you mad. If you need to be mad at someone for doing something you don't like, find an actual person doing it. If it's truly an issue it shouldn't be hard to find one.

If I am elected, our county's public transit will only take 30 hours to go 30 miles instead of the typical 2 days

To avoid eye strain follow the 10-10-10 rule. After 10 minutes of staring at a screen, get up and walk 10 ft to the front door, and go hide in the woods for 10 years

Listen to the episode and come on out to Las Vegas! Ive been trying to collab with other Star Trek shows and they've all told me to go fuck myself so we need your help! Tell your friends!

We Hate Movies@whmpodcast.bsky.social · 3w ago

We close out the week with a special surprise drop of our performance of The Nexus at last year's Oxford Comedy Festival! Available everywhere, including AD-FREE on Patreon! Check out this show and check us out in VEGAS in just a few weeks doing three live shows of The Nexus! Hit the 🔗🌴 for more!

Day 9. Orange 😺 #Art #ArtChallenge #ArtRepostJuly I'd love to paint your pets~ @ www.rainbowofcrazy.com 🌈

I don't need a notice about it Spam folder, I'm well aware what I am

These are the same people that will argue with the 90 pound college kid forced to stand at the front of the roller coaster for their right to ride on the largest lightning rod in the park that is closed due to lightning in the area.

Sam Adams@samadams.bsky.social · last mo.

maybe it’s a bad idea to teach your followers that any science that conflicts with doing exactly what they want to do is bullshit

You really shouldn't preoccupy yourself with the opinions of modern society from people who died before the invention of Cool Ranch Doritos

I don't think the 250 year old outhouse labeled the "Liberty Rest Stop" is making the statement they wanted to make about the US at this July 4th mall decoration.

Can't wait for the article like this next week

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · last mo.

Extremely pointing Spider-Mans meme coded news

51 is the Fool's Gold of prime numbers

England is an England themed theme park which is why window units are illegal because it would fuck up the aesthetic

what stage of capitalism is it when you have to try and use the fact that your product requires having an employee unlock something for it to be purchased as a good thing?

I'm making your astrology chart. What episode of The Simpsons premiered closest to your birth?