nintendo was so annoyed at the term "metroidvania" that they just went fine we'll turn Samus into a dracula
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He/Him - Historian - PhD Student - Toy Collector (mostly Lego and toku figures) - Retro Shooter Enthusiast - Metal Heroes Shill - ASD
Average Metroid fan: "I can't believe that Samus could possibly look normal beneath her suit after what happened in Fusion or Dread!" Me, a toku fan used to seeing conventionally attractive men change back and forth between being human and fucked up bug men on a whim: "I very much do believe."
The human antagonist in Gridman is too shy to give a girl a love note, takes his own inability to speak to her as rejection, & designs a Kaiju computer virus to destroy the hospital her parents work at. This petty, self-inflicted grievance based online villainy is surprisingly well observed for 1993
Give a Thrill to Your Old Doom: Adult DOOM. (1994)
Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.
There’s something uniquely wrong with the brains of people who regularly use Twitter. Like years of being conditioned to regurgitate nothing but the same handful of catchphrases has stunted their critical thinking skills
every time i see what american aaa games are like these days it makes me weep for the kind of people that play them, they are stuck in a perpetual 2013 hell that only knows how to make slightly more realistic pores with each iteration, all made by people who have already lost their jobs pre-launch
Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building https://theonion.com/beef-tallow-homunculus-escapes-from-hhs-building/
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
hey hey hey hol up sweetie where'd the arm gun go
Mr. Ryan.@misterryan.bsky.social · 2d agosweet jesus
Metroid fans regurgitating the same factoids for years: "How could Nintendo read the word 'bounty hunter' and mean 'motherly protector of the galaxy'? Are they stupid?" Nintendo's true vision for Samus:
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
JMay🍁⚖️🏝️🏖️🪖🇨🇦@bubbles9333.bsky.social · yesterdayThe lies continue. He is offering money if people vote for him.
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · yesterdayPlayStation is stepping away from collaborating with KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS on its project PHYSINT
Heads-up on the Mega CD Shadowrun English translation: made with Claude. Please wait for other options and support the translators who don't use it rather than playing this version.
Pinball Witch@pinballwitch.bsky.social · yesterdaymade with ai www.reddit.com/r/Shadowrun/...
Folks liken Samus to Doomguy solely bc of the power fantasy even though the similarities go deeper as both have: - to deal with immense loss and survivor's guilt - a strong drive to protect innocent life - a pet bunny at some point in life
ok but "the future" they are promising is "we destroy your jobs and maybe build a dark god of genocide" so perhaps winning these people back is not the wisest electoral move
CalMatters@calmatters.org · yesterdayOpinion | Democrats have lost Silicon Valley. Here's what it will take to win it back If Democrats want to become the party of the future again, they need to stop treating the people building the future like political enemies.
Surprising that Nintendo licensed Metroid Ravenous to Philips.
From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted]