saw it written and i saw it say a kink goon is on its way

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

spay sex

might fuck around and totally debase myself just to lose anyways

nem of sis

no name kinda night

Come through. I got Fuck 2

i wasn’t blowing you off. i was spiraling 💯🙏

cig of rette

oh you don’t want the diarrhea parasite? what if pooping that much felt really good

coal pizza for breakfast

guy thats never bathed: they should invent a pool that cleans you

cropped op

someone’s blasting dubstep on the beach and annihilating the vibe

anyone else backspacing and retyping stuff on the phone more than ever

i’ve sunday

gm

i’m all fucked up

having to constantly fend off false realities is really exhausting

gm to goobers only

So I'm going to be stupidly broke by the end of this month. My landlord charges $50 for every day rent is overdue past the 1st and I'm kinda panicking rn. cashapp $kirpjr venmo @christophersands

jimothy has died 😔

Yes I have 15 thousand dollars in Klarna debt. Yes I operate the second largest Real Housewives foot fetishist facebook page. Yes I have tickets to see Jeff Dunham at the Vegas Sphere. And I vote!!

strawberry fields as a service

ive been locked inside your unc shaped box for weeks

pumpkin butt is now dr. bestie 😌 take care

drinking a cocked ale 💯

good morning Lesaturday morning

insane poops my liege