Haley Stevens is a contortionist and is currently shitting in her own mouth
My meds were approved by the doctor finally. I can go pick them up tonight. I had to argue with my insurance a little. Can I have money for refilling my mentally ill girl meds I need 75 to refill them all and am going go in a few hours
I'm a vegetarian, complete animal lover, but Jimothy must be destroyed
a banner found above the front doors of the police HQ in Madison, Wisconsin this morning stated: “Arrest the killer cop, 608-266-4211.”
the worst part about getting older is the few years that kept you apart from someone in youth compress so i can now say im ''about the same age'' as obama i dont want to be on the same planet with the mic dropping war criminal
Spudly Do-Right@spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 23h agoObama, the double tap drone strike president, at 65: the Nobel Peace laureate who bombed the hell out of seven countries Barack Obama turns 65 today. In 2009, less than nine months after taking office, he received the Nobel Peace Prize.
🚨 "It's almost like when you put people before profits, they like that. What a wild concept!" - Status Coup is in the building speaking with voters as live results come in for the Michigan primary election. via @jtcestkowski.bsky.social @JonFarinaPhoto
Just shaved off my beard into a bitchin mustache so y'know, rides five cents (please keep your ass away from my face this was a joke carny types wore on their shirts in the 70s and hopefully wasn't real)
Maybe there's a pattern but I just don't see it. I'm sure the boys in blue will someday figure it out
The fires are now less than TWO miles away! Should I shave first or will the arsonist's flames melt my whiskers away
All those times I said "let this country burn" are coming back to bite me in the ass
The people I talk to on the phone for hours every night to make the noises go away have all gone to bed. You, too, can be a part of this elite club. DMs are open as are phonelines.
They arrested a guy and charged him with first degree arson for the Spokane fire that burned hundreds of structures and caused 65k people to evacuate their homes. He has a manslaughter conviction for shooting his dad. This dude's life is just not great.
I'm a mile from a "leave now!!!" evacuation zone. Hmm.
kirp@kirp.bsky.social · 2d agoA giant line of fires is headed straight for my house. Seems bad, dudes.
A giant line of fires is headed straight for my house. Seems bad, dudes.
I'm Russ' younger brother. Russ died of a heart attack (probably not long after this last post) at his home in Tacoma, and his obituary can be read at the following link: gaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nessegaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nesse
Rustin Daniel Nesse Obituary Jul 10, 2026 - Gaffney Funeral Home
View Rustin Daniel Nesse's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
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Hell of a pitch from Eric Orwoll, the leader of Return to the Land, a white nationalist group creating a whites-only community in Arkansas. "Come live with us and eat flavorless bland food because we are smart whites."
Seriously give this a listen. They're not active anymore but what a band.
kirp@kirp.bsky.social · last wk.Banger youtu.be/WvqkCoSj_KI?...
This is a picture of the worst gal from your high school graduating class
Ken Jennings turned off replies because Ken Jennings sucks total ass. Go back to doing a podcast with Bean Dad, bring back Trebek no matter how decayed his corpse is. Trans people aren't a punchline.
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d agoThis may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.
My favorite bluesky bug is when it crops off the bottom line of a post, I hope they never fix it
when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
Camel toe discourse seems to have ended and we're all better off for it
One of the other people who lives in my building is frying fish again and we're all lucky my guns are 2000 miles away
Need something to play at your funeral? You're welcome youtu.be/e81LZCHhNKQ?...
Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert
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