when you need hints but your puzzle partner is sadistic and crazy
fen 🎪
@bigtopbuggy.bsky.social
fen (bug). 30s. he/him. tall ship pervert. a small clown in a big cosmos. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤡📺✶ 🔞 ✶ pfp: vamos_mk | fic: @ghostlypallor.bsky.social | one piece spoilers 🏴☠️ | 🍉 |
one thing that cali could not provide me was a Big Sweet Tea, which i am thankful to be currently indulging in
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
I've been reading a lot of 80's paperback horror, specifically those huge 500+ page epics where you meet an entire town full of characters right before they're devoured / mutated / go mad, etc., so I felt inspired to paint a paperback novel cover for one that doesn't exist!
when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
‘Great Inventions, 1961’ Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope Artist: Robert Ayton
My kingdom for a Jimothy 🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️🦝🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️
gosling burger friday night (a friday night in which bestie and i eat burgers & watch a gosling movie)
I just knoww this man was a spitfire academic with a bit of an ego, publicly insulting a colleague at a conference and very boldly stating "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" in his dissertation, like??
Cain 🚬🦐@c4ndyc41n.bsky.social · 3w agothinking about a previously foul-mouthed grace having to completely overwrite his vocab once he started teaching #projecthailmary #phm
