Showing up to work with a raw tomato and 2 slices of bread to make the ideal lunch

Did an anyone else notice almost all of the big ‘Do Not Enter’ signs were removed from Bryant a few months ago? 36th still has one but I think almost every other block is missing one from at least 40th-Lake St (which I frequent the most). I’ve seen more drivers going the wrong way. 😔

Mitch looking like he gave her a good weinering

SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · yesterday

They say Mitch gone for good!

They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

One from this weekend. About 3AM we encountered a train stopped on the road. Ad-hoc solution was to bike 1/3 mile down the ditch and cross directly in front of the engine. Mildly unnerving to say the least.

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Thanks to my pace, this ride did not violate my “2 hours of cycling for ever hour driving rule” (hardest thing I’ve ever done btw)

The underwear I’m currently wearing, will we be on for at least another 22 hours, and I’m just sort of dealing with it.

pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky

Short this company into oblivion

Supplies for the Day Across Minnesota - that’s 4,500 calories of pure sugar if you’re scoring at home

If you can’t grow at least 200 bushel/acre corn don’t talk to me about soil! (Good thread)

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 6d ago

The 1st kind of soil is almost entirely in the Midwest. Folks in most of the rest of the US who think their farmland is in this category, are generally kidding themselves. Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me opening up Stat Tribune homepage: “2026 Pulitzer Prize Winner” Me one click later: “Weinering is used on the internet as sexual innuendo”

All the jets are weird enough but then at the end you get to the submarine???

Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 7d ago

Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized

Since I haven’t seen it posted here I’ll note: the mayoral veto period for Lyndale Ave has passed, so we’re a go!

Well well well St Paul discovery it’s not to easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit. Not so fun is it??

Wow I cannot urge you enough not to search “Weiner Wednesday” on this website. You’ve been warned, anything hereafter is your fault.

Happy Weimar Wednesday (am I the first??)

I just call them pants

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

HBO Max is putting on vertical shorts

What’s your sign

Milo@milomix.bsky.social · last wk.

What’s your sign?

We all love to hate on Teams and Outlook but there’s a special place in hell for Workday as well.

Andrea Corbin left speechless as business willingly relinquishes parking spot

Wedge LIVE!™@wedge.live · last wk.

Bryant Lake Bowl installing a parklet on Lake Street.

Kirk Ferentz enters his 28th season at the helm of Iowa, the longest tenured coach in FBS, and winningest coach in Big Ten history.

Best tofu dish in Minneapolis? I might have previously said brothless ramen at Zenbox but admittedly am I not a ball-knower on this topic.

Leaving a lot of watts on the table with that saddle height smdh

Cool Bike Art@coolbikeart1.bsky.social · last wk.

Former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis rides in New York's Central Park, 1970 #BicycleBirthday Jackie O July 28 (1929-1994)

I am watching shark week on Discovery and apparently they are STILL making new episodes of Deadliest Catch.

Picky eating was just sign of bad parenting and could be managed lololololol

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey parents of bsky: What are some theories of parenting you were very confident in right up until you had your own kids?

Things I will continue doing and you literally cannot stop me: 1. 2 spaces after period 2. Leaving voicemails 3. Leaving my callback number in the VM 4. Ending basically every email with “thanks”, only exception being if I started the email with Thanks I will try not to repeat myself