only the smartest 1% of intellectual nerds will get this: 80085
Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
first scheduled interview out of 60-70 applications and they canceled on me an hour before the call. I'm hoping it's a scheduling issue and we'll meet at a later date. Have I mentioned how much the job market sucks puckered butthole?
Eating a baked potato feels like cannibalism.
"Sometimes to love someone, you gotta be a stranger." ~Decker~
Figuring out the kids drone for garden pics.
Trying the free 30 days of Linked Pro or whatever. I have the thickest of icks.
Weird Al tonight! Might dissappear and go on the road for this tour. Ill fund my trip by selling banana cream pies in the lot.
I do a version of the worm where i get down on the ground and just lay there and burrow
god saves his cowiest bell for his bluest oyster cult
Like their cousins, the gnammish don't use modern technology but churn butter quicker than their red hatted kin.
"Bushes are for people not driveways" as I give the hedgetrimmer a few revs.
Based off nothing in particular, I bet I have healthy kidneys.
How many more Baja's need to be blasted before humans wake up. 😢
Starting What Remains of Edith Finch. Already feel cozy.
Lie under a moist log and let the calming tentacles of mycelium penetrate your organs 🫴🏼
Hot honey cornbread waffles and a cuke/garbanzo salad. Served bippity style (raw dogging the lap plate).
My 13 year old taught himself how to solve a Rubik Cube on YouTube today and I feel like I’m kind of done as a parent. ✅
Children, please gather ‘round. Thank you. Now… your mother and I… well I don’t know how to say it so I’ll just come out and say it. Your mother and I are starting a band.
Eldest turned 20 today. My life changed for the better when he showed up, couldn't imagine not being his pops. Taking him for tacos to celebrate. So grateful, he turned into an excellent young man.
My buddy is a saint and is gifting me a ticket for Weird Al this Sunday. I might be temporarily unemployed but I'm going to make the best of it and keep my spirits up by any means possible.
Purple, not broken. One would think i hate my toes. This is not true, im just careless with their wellbeing.
Weeds have been whacked. Slime showered off. Time to whack an indoor weed.
Elder kiddo stays on brand. He waited in line for the grand opening of a new sandwich spot in town and won a year of free iced tea by being one of the first 100 guests. Go kiddo 🤣
Home, left last night instead of this morning and Clara will be dropped off any moment. I miss my dog so much I might explode.