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Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! đłď¸ đ°INFP/ISFP US/EST Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoqkhmty6ie
Please note: Going forward, any screenwriter who uses the throwaway phrases "get some rest" or "get some sleep" as lazy scene closers, should get slapped on the dick for being boring and unoriginal. Nobody says that shit IRL unless they watch too much TV.
Don't mind me I'll be right back. First I have to go write at least 250 characters in a reply email to tell Home Depot how i really feel about that 6-pack of paper towels I bought the other day.
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as if everything is..."
One of the hallmarks of getting older is how we go from people who want to take drugs in the morning, to people who have to take drugs in the morning.
Someone told me today that I sound like a person who came from Kansas. Kansas has an accent?
Imagine knowing 100 people who all know one another well enough to want to sit and try to talk over one another to everyone all at once.
Federal agencies are deciding the fate of our public lands right now, in comment windows most people never see. Public Lands Action Network identifies the ones that matter, explains whatâs at stake, and helps you act in two minutes.. morethanjustparks.com/public-lands...
PLAN for Public Lands: Public Lands Action Network
PLAN (the Public Lands Action Network) is the free tool from More Than Just Parks that surfaces the federal public-lands decisions open for comment this week. Plain-English explainers, real deadlines,...
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Shelley Powers@burningbird.net ¡ yesterday
One of the greatest letdowns is when you think youâre about to hear âWerewolves of Londonâ but itâs actually âAll Summer Longâ by Kid Rock.
Ah fuck. Taylor Sheridan inserted himself into the cast of the new season of "Lioness." Hope they kill him off quickly.
It's not drinking alone when you've got dogs at your feet.
Jim@jimstewart.bsky.social ¡ 2d agoIt's not drinking alone when you have multiple personality disorder
"Sometimes to love someone, you gotta be a stranger." ~Decker~
IMO if social media had a smell, it would be the smell of stale beer and burnt popcorn.
Gotta love it when the temperature outside drops 10°f in ten minutes
Recipe for iced coffee. 1 Make strong coffee with hot water & sweetening to taste. 2 Become distracted. 3 Hours later, rediscover now cold, untouched coffee. 4 Add ice cube.
The Secret Service agent behind Trump sums up everything.
"... sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage."
maniacal laughter for maniacal circumstances doesn't feel like the best medicine, and that's why I take Prescription Drugsâ˘ď¸
Acquired recently to assist in large volume soup prep
They are pitting nurses against each other to work for the lowest pay.
Vincent Pastore Dies: âThe Sopranosâ Star Was 80. currently.att.yahoo.com/att/vincent-...
Vincent Pastore Dies: âThe Sopranosâ Star Was 80
Vincent Pastore, known for playing mobsters in film and TV, most notably Salvatore âBig Pussyâ Bonpensiero on HBOâs The Sopranos, has died. He was 80. The veteran actor was found dead in his Bronx res...
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in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portlandâs attention. Please donât copy it, officials say
Nearby apartment dwellers had a bird's eye view of the graphic murals.
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"Believe it or not, it IS possible to fuck someone without entirely losing your mind." ~Naomi (So glad "The Agency" is back)
