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Finally saw Coyote Versus Acme and I have some thoughts: • I love this movie • It speaks directly to our present zeitgeist, where elites are protected by a cruel, indifferent system • Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner are dating • I think they have some BDSM/vore fetish thing going on • Good for them
Shield your eyes, lest they be corrupted by a joke too erotic for Bluesky
When you get mad at one of my posts, this is who you're angry at
When you get mad at one of my posts, this is who you're angry at
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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An important lesson for would-be politicians and incumbents is that if you throw a part of your base under the bus, the rest of the base starts to wonder if they're next and will act accordingly.
absolutely wheezing at an Instagram clip of comic Stevie Martin (who I love from being a maniac on Taskmaster) claiming that Shakespeare only had three plays: 1. “I’m Not a Good Monarch” 2. “I’ll Pretend To Be You, You Hide Behind That Plant, and We’ll Both Marry Her” 3. “The Lion King”
I do not want to discuss how much time I spent on this
The Ti West version of A Modest Proposal will ponder whether orphan meat is high in protein.
Ti West's Ebenezer will ponder whether Scrooge had a point, actually
Ti West's Ebenezer will ponder whether Scrooge had a point, actually
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Heartbreaking. Tippett was a modern day Ray Harryhausen. His studio is responsible for special effects in damn near all my favorite movies. Most recently, they did the stop motion animation for the giant droid fight in The Mandalorian and Grogu.
Legendary FX animator Phil Tippett is shutting down his studio, which has gone bankrupt 😥 A memorabilia sale is being held this weekend, featuring four decades of production items (Mad God, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, RoboCop, Starship Troopers...). www.berkeleyside.org/2026/08/27/s...
Star Trek TNG, S5E24: Ensign Ro phasers Riker right in the face. Geordi sabotages a funeral. The Romulans violate Zeus' Law. 9/10, this week has sucked so I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.... SPAAAAAACEEE
The first act of Romulus was great, the second act had promising elements, and the third act made me want to burn down the theater
Ridley Scott said Alien: Romulus "was OK," so he's returning to the Alien franchise because it "needs some help." https://bit.ly/4xu5czC
We had no way to know it at the time, but low quality YouTube videos from 2017 are the only reliable resources for basic home repairs
We all have that one friend in the friend group with a gnarly human bite mark who is visibly feverish and trying to reassure everyone else that he's fine, it's just a scratch, stop worrying
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HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
Somehow the fact that he rated Johnson as "average" is the most rage inducing part
this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan
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has everyone behaved themselves on here today? if so you're allowed to see this blessed image
Just found out my local theatre is doing ONE screening of Coyote vs Acme and it's TWO WEEKS from now.
I'm renaming the street I live on "Kickass Boulevard." I've been informing the neighbors by bullhorn all week and I expect the signs will be updated any day now.
President Trump signed an executive order on Thursday directing the federal government to rename Lake Ontario amid an escalating trade dispute with Canada . n.pr/4wVcHyF
I'm sad we never got a Knives Out movie with Tim Curry
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
Pinhead: [into the camera] It's the Flesh-taker Director: CUT! CUUUUUT! Pinhead: What now? Director: You did it again Pinhead: What did I say? Director: You said "Flesh-taker." It's the "FRESH-MAKER." Pinhead: Right. Okay. Sorry. I got this Director: Mentos commercial, take 45 ACTION!