Today I had to say goodbye to my old friend Spiegel. He gave us 13 and half years of love, companionship, and hair. You'll be missed old bear.

Saw a carwash pricing sign today with prices for dullys and spinnervans and I need to know.

*Gets into office and starts record left of the platter* 🎶CHEEEEEESEBURGER IN PAAAAARADISE🎶

Great ATXplained on MSP. Go listen to the live riffed version on this story on their podcast feed. www.kut.org/life-arts/20...

How did Austin's 'Master Pancake' get started?

After Mystery Science Theater 3000 was canceled, fans in Austin mourned. A little movie theater downtown called the Alamo Drafthouse decided to take up the mantel — but with a twist.

kut.org

I don't like moaning about this so often but low camera angles are robbing us of quick comprehension of battles

They’re calling it the look of the summer

lewis hamilton has been fixed by a woman with a huge ass and no brains and i'd be lying if i said this wouldn't also work on me.

maybe just take a day off when a website is down

People should have me guest on their podcasts. I'm very charming and sweet

Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this

Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 5mo ago

gooooooodness me

I cannot get over how good @trangirlismo.bsky.social is. It's a highlight of my week every time. Drop in and give it a listen

Stussy onion ring

okay, so ski mountaineering is the gravel biking of the snow world. Back-country skiing that folks took too seriously.

What's the gym equivalent of putting quarter on the machine?

Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.

If anybody thinks this is a joke

I Honsed Bitch@vulpesokamis.bsky.social · 7mo ago

There’s something about Tony Hawk being an Asuka guy and Fred Durst being a Rei guy that makes perfect sense I just never expected it to be a thing or for them to have seen Eva

Go listen to my friend's podcast!

victoria scott@victoriascott.bsky.social · 7mo ago

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

lol owned

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage.fightins.online · 8mo ago

lmao Scott Adams died

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

please picture in your mind how wide a tennis court could possibly be. nope wrong

Solidarity with labor or Palestinians wasn't gonna do it but maybe the reactionary lib jockeying to this will get us somewhere with treating this tech company appropriately.

Nicole Carpenter@nicolecarpenter.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.

Tonight, we find out the terrible price of the witch’s spell. The Mariners can’t be eliminated… if the game never ends.

Ah, I see, I see.

Thinking about him

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · last yr.

LA Times - Several communities in Los Angeles County have called off or postponed their previously scheduled Independence Day and July events, citing resident safety amid ongoing immigration enforcement raids.

I propose mornings and evenings switch temperatures. Days should just get nicer as they go along