They should have had an episode of Next Gen where the saucer separates and only minutes afterwards does the engineering section realize all the turbolifts are in the saucer section and now they have to use the stairs
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Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
all y’all actin like you know Stuffy Durma, but they didn’t even spell it right youtu.be/-ue-0fcR_CU?...
Stuffy Durma - Hobo Hootenanny
YouTube video by Thad Komorowski
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 03,1944
I’m drawing portraits of 76 Black people who escaped slavery in 1776.
Hey if you're driving a giant van with about 27 elderly women in it, none of whom know what they want to eat and all of whom have incredibly complicated questions about the menu, MAYBE DON'T USE THE DRIVE-THROUGH!? Maybe the three hundred cars behind you can all order in 14 seconds? Maybe?!
Replacing the lock on my mailbox? What a precious memory!
They changed the Firefox layout and (trying to sound relatable, panicking a little) I feel like that episode of Star Trek where Worf tumbles through parallel universes until he doesn't recognize the bridge controls and his failure to raise shields lets Bajoran separatists damage the Enterprise
If you had access OpenAI ChatGPT logs, how many requests do you think are "give me hadr boner"? My guess 60%
I assume the least stupid-looking jacket (the one on the right) is reserved for managers only
Chris Steller@chrissteller.bsky.social · 3d ago
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
WAVE (1994) Acrylic on Canvas - 48” x 48” Of all the paintings hanging in my home, this one probably elicits the most comments. #art
replying "You mean this?" and attaching an image of something that happens to have the same name as one of the words you said, its portrait orientation and astonishing size eclipsing your original post and banishing it into darkness
Painted Godzilla vs Mothra. It will make a fine addition to my last image, vs Biollante.
Warriors, famous for never being bearded
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoHegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
www.404media.co/usps-to-put-... <- these cameras will be wired-in to FBI databases about 24 hours after they go live, who the fuck do they think they're fooling
USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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don't waste your life trying to pursue political or military greatness: way way more people in 2026 know who Ea-Nasir is than like, the guy who was the king of Ur when he was alive
At our company we have a couple QA guys who do this annoying behavior, where we fix a bug and then when retesting it they find a NEW bug but instead of filing a new bug they write the new bug in the comments and re-open it
I wonder if someone got a macrophone/vore fetish from this scene in a 1988 Gumby short where Pokey almost accidentally eats Gumby, I'm going to say ... yes
