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~Gamera, like the house, always wins.~ Latest commission finally completed. Conceptually one of my favorites, logistically a nightmare to paint at the relatively small scale I work at. 😂

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The Matt Johnson Magic the Gathering movie should clearly be an Uncut Gems style "horrible gambling addict thriller" about somebody in the depths of the Levine Trench but unfortunately WotC would never allow it because it would be deeply unflattering to the brand.

The Levine Trench, an MS Paint drawing of a graph depicting that people who are "almost good" at magic are horrible misanthropes.

(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations