Blippy the Wonder Slug

@blippytheslug.bsky.social

Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Mastodon: @BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne 🇩🇪

Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping. A windy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole. Incarcerate 🍊🤡 Fuck GOP. Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.

Renaissance painting of a woman at confession. 

I'm sorry, daddy, I've been a bad girl.

Please! In public, it's "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

It's funny because priests usually go for little boys, not full grown women.

Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping. Another cold, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole. Incarcerate 🍊🤡 Fuck GOP. Today's agenda: TBD