Tracey No™️
@traceyno.bsky.social
“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.” - BoJack Horseman Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar She/her 🏳️🌈
lmao i just received my certificate in the post for this exam. i don’t need all the exam questions to be answerable, still gonna smash it 🤓
Tracey No™️@traceyno.bsky.social · 2w agowent back to resit it. THEY WERE STULL TROUBLESHOOTING AS I ARRIVED. Finally the advice was “well that question is definitely broken but do your best with the rest”. what a shambles
Nominative determinism strikes for my son's passing out parade this Friday...
lucy: *sits directly in my line of sight, glaring at me* me: “you’re gonna need to be more specific”
my delivery driver just called me “such a nice person” and now i need to know what people have been doing to this poor man that he’d be so effusive about me *checking notes* seeing him arrive on the app and getting to the door before him
I don't like people pulling others up about spelling and language. It's a dick move. I'm likely dyslexic, I cannot spell for toffee and rely on spellcheckers, which don't catch homophones & homonyms. For me it can be quite upsetting & mortifying. And for what, a few smugness points? Get stuffed.
Martin Nutbeem@martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 5d agoYes, language must not ever change. Ever. Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licour Of which vertu engendred is the flour; Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth Inspired hath in every holt and heeth etc etc etc
we just need to get billionaires all excited about shortgevity now
Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 7d agoEven the rich immortality guy is giving up
i don’t want to worry you and i know this is something only a person in crisis would say but im growing out my fringe
Hey Internet, I'm looking for a favour: - Anyone who is or knows doctors or healthworkers who operate in the UK and would like to talk about their experiences working during heatwaves... please DM me Thank you in advance!
i mean, we still dont really understand how antidepressants work, but yeah let’s try to settle this question in a 90 minute documentary
mcc@dryad.technology · 7d agoIt was never going to stop at trans people.
Okay but hear me out Is he a decent human being, with a lick of common sense, empathy, and an ability to treat others in a respectful manner? No But is he a good actor? Also no
no, not jared leto, notable weirdo with the rancid vibe? surely not
hi i’ve stayed on a *low* secure psych ward and it was like a prison. didn’t go outside for 11 months, couldn’t see my sisters for same amount of time bc no children on ward, subjected to random frisks of my room/body, staff could listen in on visits with parents. broadmoor isn’t the “easy” option
Sky News@news.sky.com · 2w agoSouthport killer accused of 'manipulating system' after move to Broadmoor psychiatric hospital
You would say that, Roger Moore killed your dad
Joe Scaramanga@joescaramanga.co.uk · 2w agoAgree with him and move on.
world’s greatest dad written on your mug < world’s greatest mug written on your dad
not saying that i’ve become disconnected from physical cash but i got £20 out of the atm this morning and was like “wait, they’re purple?”
