Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁
@blitz-y.bsky.social
EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock. GLP-1 agonist stan #MedSky
Dear orthopedic office gatekeepers: If you haven’t seen or evaluated the new patient who wants to be seen by you, don’t assume they have a neurological problem over the phone and dismiss them. Chances are you don’t have an MD/DO/PA/NP after your name and don’t have a clue what you’re talking about
Were they waiting to sell the book first before telling us?
@GottaLaff@gottalaff.bsky.social · 2d agoABC has picked it up now. "Capital One says it closed hundreds of Trump's bank accounts in 2021 'for anti-money laundering reasons'"
we had an entire ICU team that was dedicated to flipping patients onto their bellies to give them a last shot at oxygenating before their inevitable deaths, but ok
Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d agoRFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>
Reruns of The Match Game are great now as an adult. They are HAMMERED. Richard Dawson is wearing a seizure inducing houndstooth blazer, Betty White is delightful, and Ed Asner is close to passing out
It is absolutely mental to think that type 1 diabetes has only been treated for the last 100 years. Out of the entirety of human existence
Ariaa®@ariaa.bsky.social · 5d ago
Well, should I get married, should I be good, should I astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and my faustushood and not take her to movies but to cemeteries and tell her stories of werewolf tongues and forked clarinets...
Rand Paul is sooooo jealous that Dr Fauci is 1000x the physician he ever was
The whole grain, toasted, and buttered AUDACITY of these senators
Swabbing 80 people for Covid in 12 hour shifts, in a not at all organized way, and still seeing non respiratory complaint walk ins Unless you worked in or lived with a healthcare worker in 2020 you have no idea how how hard it was
He literally wrote the book on internal medicine
The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat@lorenzothecat.bsky.social · last wk.Always have been always will be---Team Fauci.
Always have been always will be---Team Fauci.
Remember when people were sincerely discussing “the Best Supporting Actress“ curse and then it turned out that it was all Weinstein? Remember when people thought Brendan Fraser disappeared because he laughed weird on camera and it turned out he had been sexually assaulted by the Golden Globes head?
Movies Silently@moviessilently.bsky.social · last wk.On a side note, with Anne Hathaway having a banner year, some people are revisiting Hathahate, when it was trendy to hate her for (checks notes) being too polished and enthusiastic and “acting like a theater kid.” It apparently affected her career and the roles she was able to get for a while.
No counter offer. No “sorry to see you go”. I made the correct decision
Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁@blitz-y.bsky.social · last wk.One of the best feelings in the world: Writing a resignation letter to a company you’re really excited about quitting
One of the best feelings in the world: Writing a resignation letter to a company you’re really excited about quitting
This may be one of the whiter thing I’ll say but I do love a good outdoor market. Yesterday we got Fruity drink mixers Donuts that were county fair grade Homemade tortilla chips with guac and pico A sampler of mini hot sauces A loaf of this amazing garlic Asiago All for about $90 Support local
I love massages. My lady found a trigger point in my left forearm of all places
Did you know you can roll right past disingenuous “debate” videos?? My life is immeasurably better because of this fact
When asked what his drag name would be, @kenjennings.bsky.social relied with “Della Double” We absolutely do not deserve this man
What I need right now is some live stand up so funny that I’m physically hurting. That’s what I need
Thanks for this horror ahead of October NEJM This is what’s known as sphincter competency imaging
Thanks for this horror ahead of October NEJM This is what’s known as sphincter competency imaging
Too bad solar power shuts off at night or whatever the people losing multiple wars over oil are saying
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 2w agoLATEST: Oil surges to $100 a barrel after Iran-backed Houthi rebels attack tankers in the Red Sea, threatening an energy bottleneck in another key waterway.