5yo niece: "If James [pokemon] was real, I'd let him die."
Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew.bsky.social
The only tour guide in Melbourne.
I was dating a train conductor, but I got sick of the delays and last minute cancellations.
When I wished for an Australian run of "Oh, Mary!" this isn't what I meant.
When Pauline Hanson comes to my city I'm always there to fight against her racist vitriol.
congratulations to australian pole vaulter kurtis marschall! he also won or did something idk thats not important
Lot of different names, but you can't call it that.
Does the hand need to be attached to the rest of the carcass?
RNZ News Feeds@rnzrss.bsky.social · last wk.New EFTPOS terminals remove the need for cards or phones
Checking out reviews of the underground hotel in Coober Pedy. Looks alright, but it's a low bar.
Are we actually getting rid of group voting tickets, or is this the priority this week?
Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · last wk.Jacinta Allan expected to face leadership challenge after Labor factions meet
They're testing out the emergency thing tomorrow. I reckon I might go to the library. Might be fun to be in a quiet place with lots of alarms going off all at once.
Ulysses and the Sirens, 1891 by John William Waterhouse at the NGV
Can't believe wait staff have been throwing Holy Grails in the bin!
David Milner@davemilbo.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat the absolute fuck are they huffing over at Murdochland 😂😂🫠
Scientist friend needed a figure representing an Australian landscape with some specific features for her report, so I turned her note into an illustration.
I've never lived in a place this well insulated before. It's 7°C outside and I still haven't put my heater on this week.
Don't you have to pay to put a photo in your IMDB profile? Why did Sam Campbell chose that one??
Events that I don't pay close attention to that feel like they're every 3 months but are actually yearly: The Archibald Met Gala MIFF Tour de France
The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian.
Inevitably someone is going to put an empty pint glass on stage and Hughsey is going to have a meltdown.
Unfortunately I think Bird of the Year is a write-off this year, unless there's a collective effort against the eastern rosella.
Whenever there's ugly shit shared from a furniture shop's account there'll be people in the comments sincerely saying J*sh and M*tt would love it.
Who's going to tell The Oz that "won't someone please think of the crypto-investors and KPMG advisors?!" isn't quite the narrative they think it is...
