Martin Dunlop

@martindunlop.bsky.social

He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.

(Madeline Kahn flames on the side of my face voice) I wake in the morning and I, and I step outside and I get so... high. So high, so high, just as high, as high as it is... clouds, clouds about me... and I... Scream. Scream from the very TOP of my lungs

(Madeline Kahn flames on the side of my face voice) I wake in the morning and I, and I step outside and I get so... high. So high, so high, just as high, as high as it is... clouds, clouds about me... and I... Scream. Scream from the very TOP of my lungs

Pain Demon: It's so freaking dope to irrevocably corrupt your dream book. Terror Demon: Nothing is more badass than living an endless waking nightmare of stupefying fear and pain. Trust me. Gore Demon: Here's a quill, man. Profane that sacred volume with your low script. Tad: Well... okay.

I've watched a lot of anthology horror in my life and the Quibi golden arm story is a very fun example of the form, I know people roll their eyes at it but I'd argue thats what it's sposd to do

sorry just briefly remembered that point in the mid to late 00s when people would always have poker at house parties. i didnt mind playing it even if i wasn't very good but also drunk 18-20 year olds weren't great at keeping track of card game rules

I took a PS5 back in time and made Leonardo da Vinci play Elden Ring to answer the “are video games art” question once and for all but he got so scared of the opening cinematic he invented a new kind of Catholicism

in GTA VI you have to get FUEL for your CAR and use MONEY to pay for FUEL and get a JOB for MONEY and go to SCHOOL for a BETTER JOB and buy a HOUSE and raise a FAMILY and stop WASTING YOUR TIME

when someone who was on my tram into the city is also on my tram home i always worry they think I'm stalking them. maybe i am. who knows what darkness lurks in the heart of man

I've seen multiple news articles now talking about how the US marketing is saying this is a Robin Hood movie even though Robin Hood isn't in it, and I don't know why there's so many articles about it when the truth is that nearly nobody will see this with or without Robin Hood.

Bild

Was watching ABC News24 and they just had a station ad that opened with a bunch of questions flashing up on the screen and a very serious voiceover saying "Questions: They've Never Been More Important" and I collapsed laughing on the ground

Yes GTA vi will be the biggest videogame ever made. But has rockstar considered that I, Martin Dunlop, do not enjoy their games? And think their mission design sucks and their controls are consistently awful. Your move, Rockstar