Y’all…. Let’s find this guy, Nashville… nobody messes with Dolly… @tizzyent.bsky.social @five_spot

"Taco Bell found out it's suppliers sold them tainted food because the government cut back on food safety checks" Fixed it for you.

Futurism@futurism.com · 3w ago

Live más — on the toilet.

Tonight's a good night for a great movie. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend "Hunt for the Wilderpeople" with the incredible Sam Neill. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_28...

Hunt For The Wilderpeople - Official Clip - Faulkner is Caucasian

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France vs England for third place is gonna be the worst vibes of any match ever, just let them go home and rest please god

Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.

Spain, our lonely eyes look to you to beat Argentina. Vamos.

Look at that, you let Mick Jagger down. I hope you're happy.

Yellow card on Anderson because he dared to touch Messi. This is utter bullshit. I am out. Good luck, lads. #WorldCup

A long time ago, I worked directly under an Argentinian man who was quite possibly the most sexist and vile human being I have ever had the great misfortune to meet in my entire life. Cheated on his wife every single business trip, lied, tried to get me to falsify information.

The atmosphere at this game is about the ugliest I have seen. That ref on the field is Messi's man, so you know how this is going to go. First chance they get, they are sending out one of the English players on a red card, most likely Jude. I thought I could watch it but I already hate it. #WorldCup

Oh dear, I just tuned in and it looks like we are going to have another one of those games. Not sure if I can watch this.

This is what happens when two different plot lines get muddled by the chatbot compacting the conversation.

wait WHAT

More of this please. We have to rely on our European reporters to do the heavy lifting as the US media is all bought and paid for and/or selling their books instead of this. The exceptions are people like Kaitlan Collins and a few other brave women (always the women) who do push back.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"

Rules of penalties. Rule #1: Did it happen to Argentina? ✅️ Rule #2: Did it happen by Argentina? 🚫 Rule #3: Repeat every game. Sponsors: 🤤

That game turned me off so completely. In case there was any remaining question of FIFA doing everything possible to get Argentina back into the Final, there it is. Some of the most blatant favoritism in the decisions on the field outside of that Paraguay v France match (which was more of a brawl).

Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸@resistrebelrevolt.net · 4w ago

Everybody celebrating last night: "We have triumphed over FIFA corruption." *Those same people not watching Argentina v Egypt.*

Trump’s reverse Midas touch now has a soccer division. ⚽💩

Tea Pain@teapainusa.bsky.social · 4w ago

Trump just did for US Men’s Soccer what he did for the US economy, democracy and morality in general.

Cause and effect Knicks have a historic 13 game postseason winning streak going Trump shows up. Falls asleep. Knicks lose USMNT in the round of 16 Trump sticks his nose in the Balogun red card controversy The team has a nightmare game and Pulisic gets injured Everything Trump Touches Dies

Accurate.

molly conger@socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 4w ago

lauren sanchez bezos can obviously afford better lip filler, we can only assume she wants to look like she drank a tall glass of bees and then tried to suck them back out of her mouth by getting her lips stuck in a shop vac.

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

Belgium showed up ready to prove they deserve to move ahead. Team USA has looked deflated from the start. This is just another example of #ETTD and I am sorry for the players having to deal with this crap. They all deserved a fair game and they were never going to get one after yesterday.

This is just sad to watch...

Adam Schwarz@adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 4w ago

Can’t think of a more humiliating World Cup exit for the US after that shambles.

This.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · last mo.

If Mitch McConnell is dead, how will we be able to tell?

Oh look, it's already "Spit the Dummy" O'Clock at the Team USA corner. This certainly bodes well for the second half.

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 4w ago

Hydration, broken

Only Trump could fuck up a World Cup for everyone else. #WorldCup

Team USA look lost on the field. You know the political shit storm they've found themselves embroiled in hasn't helped them prepare for this moment. #ETTD #WorldCup

Has he called in a bevy of red cards yet for Belgium?

I think he ruined it before then, but yes. He has been an national embarrassment on every level and refuses to STFU.

Jackie Barrientes@barrientes.bsky.social · 4w ago

Anyone else feel like Trump ruined the World Cup when he interfered with the red card? It's hard to get excited about the U.S. playing tonight. #WorldCup

"Here’s the irony of all ironies: Trump pulled strings to reverse the red card suspension for Balogun, who is a birthright citizen. Balogun only qualified for the US team, becoming its top scorer, because of the 14th amendment, which Trump has been working overtime to destroy."

Trump’s Main Character Syndrome Threatens to Taint the World Cup

Because he’s pathologically incapable of tolerating a win he can’t take credit for, Trump made FIFA overturn a red card for the first time in decades.

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