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Jim
@bondcliff.bsky.social
Outraged, but I don't use Bluesky for that. I'm just here to make my little jokes. One time I made Cow Tools. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Masshole. (He/Him) More than happy to be your Internet Dad if you need one. https://www.jimmerullo.com
Lots of things are better but the thing that has improved the most? Flashlights. Used to be you’d have a shitty, dim incandescent bulb running off 4 D-cells. Now you can blind a pilot at 35,000 feet with your single AA LED that stays bright for six months.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 19h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint
I’m not sure I can do anything this fall but I know I have friends who live near these places who should absolutely go see the phish from Vermont.
Phish@phish.com · yesterdayPhish will hit the road this October beginning with three nights in Atlantic City and continuing on with two nights in Richmond. We'll also see Phish's first time back in Florida since 2016 with a stop in Jacksonville. The dates will wrap with two nights in Huntsville → tickets.phish.com
For the last time: the desk is normal sized. It is the concert that is tiny.
The transition into Stash was one of the smoothest things I’ve ever seen them do, and it was clear from the video that they were also pleased with it.
Scott Marks@bizarchive.bsky.social · 2d agoOne more from @phish.com: 8/1/26 Chalk Dust Torture > Stash -> Tweezer > Sand #phish
rt if you want ten tanker to drop phos chek on you. just to see what its like
Major@majorarschloch.bsky.social · 3d agoLETS FLY A MODIFIED AIRLINER INTO THE FIRE AND DROP SHIT THAT WILL PUT IT OUT
Group chat is discussing the correct order: Wheel then Jeopardy! Or the other way around? In Boston, Wheel comes first, which is the correct order.
Tour is over. I saw nine shows, which I think is a record for me. The first two in Madison were ok, the other seven were all phenomenal. I hope Trey keeps the minikit, at least for a while. Never expected Fenway shows to be so good.
presenting, from today’s LEGO Convention: The Gender Explorer 🏳️⚧️ 🥰
Don’t ever insult public transportation with your public transportation obsessed kid.
just sharing something a friend sent me for no reason
I’m going through all my mom’s stuff to prepare to move her to assisted living and I found this. Unsurprisingly, she hasn’t used it.
Wearing my English Settlement t-shirt on the night Phish plays Melt the Guns for the first time since 1987. #Phish
I went into that show prepared to be disappointed. Happy to be wrong.
The 9,000 blown out golf bros scattered throughout Fenway must be in absolute shambles right now. Reading about Pats training camp on their phones, etc.
They was a perfectly fine first set that felt like the band said “Lets show the residents of Kenmore Square just how normal we can sound.”
