somehow got two bags of chips from the vending machine but only paid for one
Brooke Foster
@lonesometoast.bsky.social
st. louis dweller, enthusiastic traveler, oh-so-lucky mom (x2), cat butler, bi gal, iowa writers workshop alum. "you won't outrun it if you don't hit back." she/her
wife was listening to something that sounded like Arcade Fire. i asked "who is this?" she said "it's Arcade Fire." I shouted "I KNEW IT!" in smug triumph
hello i just met a friendly cat in this courtyard who is obsessed with eating green beans
i think about this post all the time
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2y agoEvery podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
mustering the courage to watch Bring Her Back since @mangiotto.bsky.social ****/****'d it but maybe it's a wee bit too late in the evening to start
That can definitely be frustrating, and especially when you feel like you're losing your center. Here are some common reasons why your falcon cannot hear you:
i am having to explain rape culture to OTHER WOMEN. god, this is exhausting. so many women want to give men a good-boy cookie just because they're not actively drugging and/or assaulting women. get it together, sisters. stop being pick-mes for the bystanders and the enablers.
embrace the power of just responding "girl, ew" when some NPC man with a sunglasses-in-the-car profile picture opines idiotically on the Cornell 7
dressing as catherine from furious for halloween. no reason
the year is 2026. i am listening to "machinehead" by bush. what of it
I report on this for a decade and someone just…tweets it out.
the most typical@jazzpomegranate.com · 3d agoYOUR PENIS IS UNDER ATTACK
would be a shame if i shared it, but my hands are sweaty so they slipped and i accidentally hit Post
🐝 RiderBabe52🐝@riderbabe52.bsky.social · 3d agoAs a fellow survivor - I take great pleasure in doxxing this fucker
as a sexual assault survivor, i welcome mr. tracey to choke on a mouthful of bees. you need to find jane doe, big guy? it's me. it's tens of thousands of other women. we'd LOVE to talk to you, so square up, bitch. (also, i am trying to be a better person, but this man is a ROUGH 38.)
Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest.gay · 4d agoGo play with fire
“broccoli could be screaming. we don’t fuckin know” — nick wiger, introducing new nightmare fuel
Some of us went to colleges filled with Hegseths. So we know the type.
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
sour skittles are S-tier despite the state they leave my mouth in
BACKROOMS. diagnosis: meh. the meditation on the addicted brain - and the resulting destruction - was so moving. & Ejiofor was *phenomenal.* but the final act felt cheap, & rushed, & played for "look how weird this can be!" body-horror gasps rather than the narrative heft the first scenes promised.
Brooke Foster@lonesometoast.bsky.social · last wk.OKAY I AM CROWDSOURCING SCARES. beloveds, should i watch: - green room - talk to me - backrooms - the black phone
“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?
didn't realize the whole Iced Coffee discourse was kicked off by a honey-voiced silver fox. please keep me in your thoughts during this trying time
tonight's theme is Let's Be Niche As Hell. so: - buffet infinity - it ends
Brooke Foster@lonesometoast.bsky.social · last wk.OKAY I AM CROWDSOURCING SCARES. beloveds, should i watch: - green room - talk to me - backrooms - the black phone
“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes
thank you all very much. that was brilliant and terrifying. also, 10/10 for the line "turn off the cameras and get that thot dog out of the room"
Brooke Foster@lonesometoast.bsky.social · last wk.okay, TALK TO ME wins. locking in. see y'all in an hour and a half ish
okay, TALK TO ME wins. locking in. see y'all in an hour and a half ish
Brooke Foster@lonesometoast.bsky.social · last wk.OKAY I AM CROWDSOURCING SCARES. beloveds, should i watch: - green room - talk to me - backrooms - the black phone
OKAY I AM CROWDSOURCING SCARES. beloveds, should i watch: - green room - talk to me - backrooms - the black phone