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Iphigenia V
@iphigenia.bsky.social
millenial chungus, train weirdo, lighting genius
Also my hot take is that gatekeeping is not a uniformly negative thing and is in many cases actually necessary to maintain the health of a cultural ecosystem
scientists are working on some new bullshit that makes you feel even more isolated and alone
dawg, I cannot overstate how much it fucking sucks that we have to spend the rest of our lives looking at highly improbable photos of animals and think "this is probably AI, isn't it"
love when animals are described as "secretive" (instead of elusive, shy, etc). like yeah this bird. is up to. clandestine shit. shames. sins. it's not that you and your binoculars are scary he just takes his privacy seriously. my guy is into opsec
another day of having an extremely esoteric technical job that no one understands it gets lonely sometimes when i'm doing extremely cool shit and i can't talk about it with anyone
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
I have once again been given Special Access to the Machinery
I was nice to the old guys at the trolley museum so they let me have a turn at the controls.
Something Wicked Pissah This Way Comes
Mr Dr Bae@dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: The Color Purple Drank
pretending you’re a pundit and not obviously addicted to arguing online is a pathetic way to use social media. social media is for posting toilet jokes and replying “hell yeah” to cool shit
Breaking my Paris vacation kayfabe to point out that I have finally experienced the DC metro and the architecture is actually extremely Good and Cool
Today is the feast day of Mary Magdalene. Here, from 1472, one of Carlo Crivelli's wonderful paintings of her, with that signature side-eye.
I'm increasingly convinced that art criticism is dying and people can only relate to art by taking it as literally possible. THE CURTAINS ARE NEVER JUST FUCKING BLUE THIS IS PART OF WHAT LIBERAL ARTS IS SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU
Awww it's been 10 years since my first bondage/fetish shoot.
Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable
I should soften my stance here: do you not live in the north where daylight hours are super variable based on season? Why do you want to cut morning daylight in the winter? I don't want Scandinavian levels of darkness without Scandinavian levels of social democracy.
Iphigenia V@iphigenia.bsky.social · 3w agowhy is everyone so passionate about permanent daylight savings time do you people not have jobs have you never had to be awake at 6am every morning
why is everyone so passionate about permanent daylight savings time do you people not have jobs have you never had to be awake at 6am every morning
An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video
Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.
since all steam locomotives are canonically female does that make big boy FTM?
i resisted learning anything about the clacton bin guy but now that i'm caught up on that whole deal i don't want to hear SHIT from anyone in the uk about america ever again you guys are just as bad
hey oomfies hit the dms if u need 19,000 lbs of stuff lifted from a single rigging point
OK SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GRAHAM PLATNER THE USMNT IS GETTING SHITKICKED BY A FAKE COUNTRY
The long bright spot of America 250 is the knowledge that it's finally fucking over and I will most likely be dead by the time America 300 rolls around. Inshallah America dies before I do though, that's a future worth living for.
This has been the most spiritually bankrupt celebration of anything I've ever seen and that's it, that's our 250th. We don't get to go back and redo it, this one's in the books: Temu Arch, cheesy architecture, horrible displays, AI everywhere. Far right propaganda. Jokes at our expense
