my kid was asking me about my job. she asked what I do when there’s no more code to write

little AVA-like macro implementation for node:test github.com/boneskull/no... not published yet. cc @naugtur.pl

GitHub - boneskull/node-test-macro: A small utility to create parameterized tests for node:test using "macros"

A small utility to create parameterized tests for node:test using "macros" - boneskull/node-test-macro

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I’m having a moment of weakness and am considering sending a PR to Node core. grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, etc., etc.

my saturday: - wake up at 11a - go back to bed - wake up at 2p - go back to bed - wake up at 5p (don’t bother getting out of bed this time) - wake up at 7:30p - sit around until 2a - go back to bed

Lemmy Koopa is not a reference to Lemmy.

The Error code property proposal has advanced to Stage 2 ... github.com/tc39/proposa... WHATWG folks have raised an objection based on a potential conflict with DOMException's legacy code property. We'll need to figure that out in order to push further. github.com/tc39/proposa...

GitHub - tc39/proposal-error-code-property

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this is adorable

James@43081j.com · 3w ago

Had fun showing this to a bunch of people this week 😄

how many more must die due to GitHub outages?

what fresh hell is this github.com/boneskull/gh...

chore(deps): update actions/setup-go action to v7 (#138) · boneskull/gh-stack@e2ef3e5

A GitHub CLI extension for managing stacked pull requests. - chore(deps): update actions/setup-go action to v7 (#138) · boneskull/gh-stack@e2ef3e5

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is there a fork of chromium that aims to retain manifest v2 compat?

🔥 "This [Flock Safety] contract is not being renewed because of serious concerns around civil liberties and civil rights issues, particularly around privacy and the data that is being collected from these cameras." — Dean Gialamas, LAPD's chief information officer 🧾 abc7.com/post/lapd-en...

LAPD ending deal with company operating license plate-reading cameras

The LAPD is ending its agreement with Flock Safety, a company that operates surveillance cameras throughout the city.

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NO BILLIONAIRE TAX (seize their assets instead)

Annoucing git-pkgs, explore the dependency history of your git repositories. git pkgs init git pkgs blame git pkgs history rails git pkgs diff --from=v2.0 git pkgs stats git pkgs why rails git pkgs diff --from=HEAD~10 git pkgs diff --from=main --to=feature nesbitt.io/2026/01/01/g...

LET ME RERUN FAILED CHECKS FROM THE PR PAGE, YOU COWARDS

13 years ago today I made the first commit to the ESLint Git repo. It’s hard to believe that this project I cobbled together in my spare time over a couple of weeks is still going strong. I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting over these years and the journey it’s been. A thread.

goth by birth, dad by choice

are certain cats naturally hypoallergenic or what. why am I not erupting in hives? what is happening to my body????

I got really tired of having to manually track down whether a package ships its own types, or has a DefinitelyTyped package, or how that changes over time. so, I made npmjs.com/dt-clean - `npx dt-clean -u` and you'll have the right version of the right DT packages!

tf is a zizmor anyway. nobody asks these questions and it’s important

📦new supply chain security tool📦 I've published an early version of www.npmx.dev/package/@lav... for testing only. Soon it'll also have a wizard and validator. Opinions it ships will be refined. I'm looking for some initial testing and feedback. Planning a stable release after npm12 is out.

ps if you hate pinterest (and google) consider subscribing to @kagi.com which is like google when it’s good and you can ban pinterest from search results. and quora. especially quora.

🦴 archer 🎾@an.actual.dog · 2mo ago

i just saw a pinterest ad and all it did was remind me how much i hate that nightmare site that ruined the internet FUCK PINTREST

I looked up the best way to reheat pizza. all the sites unanimously agree I should fling myself into the sun

Today I gave a talk JSNation about the life cycle of ESM in Node.js, how it differs in other environments and the new features that will affect these stages. Slides: github.com/joyeecheung/...

I’ve barely been using agent skills in the past couple months. I iterate on a plan and build; that gets it done. maybe Opus is just that good at planning. can’t help but wonder if skills are just a devilishly brilliant way to get people to burn more tokens.

SUBJECT: URGENT TO THE DEVELOPERS OF THE PYTHON LIBRARY CALLED "SHAPELY" EVERY TIME I NEED TO LOOK SOMETHING UP IN YOUR DOCUMENTATION I WIND UP GOOGLING THE PHRASE "SHAPELY PYTHON" AND FEEL LIKE A PERVERT PLEASE CHANGE YOUR LIBRARY'S NAME SINCERELY A MAN WHO IS TRYING TO BE RESPECTABLE

There's no reasons left. Go switch your package publishing to staged! And if you have many, consider: lavamoat.github.io/stageclicker/

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Theo Ephraim@theozero.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Nice! So with the readmes, and signal fixes (both on npm and pnpm side), the answer to "is this ready yet" might, as of _today_, be "yes"! Yes I have plans to automate it, but things are clunky. Your in-browser strategy might be the way until more changes on NPMs side. github.com/orgs/communi...

got #PoE2 on sale. oops

thinking about getting the mail this week

Some more validation for hardenedjs.org: Mythos pen-testing in Firefox was frequently thwarted by frozen prototypes in the host process. hacks.mozilla.org/2026/05/behi...

Kate Sills@katelynsills.com · 3mo ago

Ooh, I just saw this part of the report. I can see my old coworker @kriskowal.com 's handiwork, plus I can guess at a few others involved. Nice work!