absolute fucking joke show of a country allowing a bank to charge me $2 a month to be mailed statements, whoever made that decision should get the guillotine.

I am sorry everyone, I don't understand the appeal of Bowser. He has nothing I like, no snout, no fur, no belly, a fucking SHELL. How am I supposed to navigate that? Half his body is hidden behind a spiked flesh shield. He is probably MOIST all the time and smells bad. He has 9 kids. He sucks.

(at desktop computer) honey get in here. You must see the absolutely absurd length of this cat

i can't stop thinking about big walk. it's so cute. it's such a pretty celebration of Nature and Colors and Sounds and what it's like to see beautiful things and every decision they made is cute and charming. it's one of the best things i've seen. i like the music so much.

love the genre of spam email that starts like this

i didn’t take many good photos but i flew all the way down to cape may then up the coast and back home. felt amazing.

big walk is a game clearly made by people who love discovering and experiencing things and it shows. it's genuinely beautiful and adorable and it's the first game in a long time i've thought "oh i wanna go here for real" about.

i guess the whole mask just came off at work and i'm just like "yeah, going to a furry convention this weekend." only took 3 year at this gig.

i'm really craving buttered pasta for some reason, just simple noodles, but i have no noodles in the house so i am going to shatter and cook a bunch of lasagna sheets i guess

Wild to remember that this is what we used to consider busy.

remember to always say OH BIG STRETCH

a new and exciting task

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

hot take but i think framing enjoying stuff as “proving you’re a fan” sucks if it’s on demand or on a schedule or some sort of decorative rug draped over a horse

Joshua Erlich@joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 3d ago

to take an actual crack at this: requiring effort to access entertainment (set schedules, physical media, rare reruns, limited home access), often meant you proved yourself a fan by dint of the consumption itself, and I think that’s been replaced by toxic fandom to prove your bona fides.

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.

Shapeshifter 👀 Final attack for @rasputinrhael.bsky.social ! #artfight

i jokingly asked a bar to serve me a shot in a pepper and they served me a shot in a pepper and enjoyed it AGAIN YOU CAN JUST ASK FOR STUFF

@abelphellan.bsky.social came over and we are doing music

Hello. My name is "First Buddy" Elon Musk. Open your womb to my glop.

bardsintown, is that anything?

This is what every one of these conversations sounds like

Prof Christina Pagel@chrischirp.bsky.social · 6d ago

🧵On @thenewsagents.co.uk yesterday, school closures and the lab leak theory were offered as two examples of legitimate questions that were hard to ask. Both have in fact been asked constantly since 2020. But here's a thread on why I think they were wrong and dangerous on school closures 1/12

i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

casualties of language

95% of reddit posts for aviation are now "i vibe coded a shitty plane tracking app go here to buy it" and then everyone yelling "shut up, delete this."

i have come to the realization that the weird sense of not quite getting it around people just means i'm a feral animal who has self-domesticated and i'm okay with that