Much prefer how shit #NUFC were last season to how shit we are this season.
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Happy Clapper Tourist Extraordinaire. Can’t even see the ground from my house. #NUFC
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
🚨 Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Lewis Hall from Manchester United. Hall leaves Old Trafford after a hugely successful spell consisting of several tweets, two edits and zero appearances. Welcome to St. James' Park, Lewis! 🖤🤍
Got there eventually - took an hour in case anyone else is looking. Think a few more seats got added.
Thoughts and prayers for anyone just trying to buy 2 standard tickets for Fontaines DC via the #NUFC ticketing site.
Thoughts and prayers for anyone just trying to buy 2 standard tickets for Fontaines DC via the #NUFC ticketing site.
Not a bad result for #NUFC against 12 men. Bournemouth are soft as shite whingebags, and their fans were up there with the worst I’ve seen at SJP. Might as well not have been there they were so quiet.
Hope Romero gets his move to Arsenal. Will serve Bruno right if he ends up on the same team as that prick. #NUFC
I don’t know where I got this video, so sorry I can’t credit the creator. YouTube wouldn’t let me use it so had to split it to post here. If we’re on #NUFC Ver 2.0 this is a nice reminder of Ver 1.0 in that first full season with EH. Been a difficult few weeks for Toon fans. Onwards and upwards.
Ballot success. We might have lost half the #NUFC squad but at least I get to watch us lose to Bournemouth. Again.
Trying to temper the sadness of EH leaving with hope for the next phase. Lots of negativity out there lads & lasses - journos lapping it up. Been checking the #NUFC hashtag a lot for any Bruno news. He might go but imagine if he chose one more year. That’s writing yourself into the club’s history.
One of my favourite Eddie Howe clips. Loved that game too #NUFC youtube.com/shorts/-zLnf...
Brutal Eddie Howe teamtalk 🆚 Man Utd 😳 #Newcastle #ManUtd #NUFC #MUFC #ToonArmy
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Maybe it was all those failed attempts at short corners last night #NUFC
My main concern about Steur is that he’s wondering what the fuck he has walked into at #NUFC
Can confirm, no FOS sponsor on this shirt direct from adidas. #NUFC
I guess I’m going to find out. If it has the sponsor on, it’s going straight back!
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Can't help but feel contempt towards the driver of every new Tesla I see on the roads, rising in proportion with how recently it was registered. At this point, you know perfectly well what you're doing
Spence didn’t shake Partey’s hand. Gone way up in my estimation. Good lad. #nufc
Qatar 2022 was openly criticised by Western Media, but they never banned fans, staff, referees and players, nor did they treat teams from Africa like criminals. USA 2026 is way worse, but the Media says nothing.
NEWS! Visiting football fans warned not to shout 'Shoot!' during US World Cup games
Visiting football fans warned not to shout ‘Shoot!’ during US World Cup games
Early warnings have been issued for fans to modify their language in advance of the 2026 World Cup because it will partially take place in a country where gun laws seem to actively encourage people…
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