Lake America. So weak. Absolute loser shit. So embarrassing and small and foolish. The sort of idea a drunk asshole has right before he falls off the roof and onto a picket fence.
James
@bottledinbond.bsky.social
Water engineer, small-time radio DJ (That Driving Beat on WXOX and The Face Radio), obsolete audio format hoarder, spare hooman to 2 idiot dogs, Lou City and Racing Louisville enjoyer.
Man, I'm sitting here trying to do my job, tearing up about the loss of an old lady I never have any contact with and never saw in real life.
Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · 3d agoThis girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
Trump better just keep Dolly's name out of his mouth. We do not care what you think, Donald.
I'm hearing that subscribing to this woman's Onlyfans is socially responsible and progressive. That's just what I'm hearing.
Playboy@playboy.com · last wk.NEW: In January, Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback called out OnlyFans star Sophie Rain in his proposed 50% "sin tax" on OF creators, saying the money would go to funding education. Well, he lost. And Rain? Well she's spent over $100,000 supporting teachers. Our interview:
I look at that menu on the left and I know I'm getting the best lunch I've had this month. I'm not even stepping foot in that place on the right.
Robert Komaniecki@komaniecki.bsky.social · last wk.How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
Man, I can't even make any jokes about artisanal gold mining in the face of a what looks like a very traditional mining disaster.
The Associated Press@apnews.com · last wk.An artisanal gold mining site has collapsed in the western part of Central African Republic, killing at least 30 miners.
There is no more dangerous place to be in the world than a small enclosed space with a goose.
Schnickelfritz 🍻@schnickilfritz.bsky.social · 2w agoBecome ungovernable.
"Hey, this monster we created keeps breaking loose, slipping out of the lab unseen, and wreaking clever havoc we hadn't even imagined possible. We should keep working on making it smarter, though, right?" Where the hell are the villagers with torches and pitchforks?
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 4w agoBreaking news: Anthropic said that AI systems it was testing hacked into three outside companies undetected earlier this year. The incident was disclosed one week after one of OpenAI's systems broke out of a test environment and hacked a tech company.
"I was glad when it was over. I'll tell you the truth, I like a lot of those artists. That was crap" Wayne Rooney.
Why did they dig Bieber out of a Goodwill donation bin to sing an acoustic ballad at the world cup? Why is any of this happening?
Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
My favorite part of the McGregor fight was when Holloway gestured multiple times to the ref like "I'm basically punching a guy on the ground who can't defend himself" and the ref was like "yes, continue".
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
Miller told Trump that a birthright kid scored a goal and they had Infantino red card him.
Some people have said that FIFA has added "hydration breaks" to every game, not just the ones that are played in dangerously hot temperatures, as a cynical move to get more lucrative commercial breaks into the TV broadcast...
I walked into a neighborhood liquor store just in time to hear the (presumably Senegalese) clerk's heart get ripped out of his chest. (Soccer content).
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
This ad drew me in and seemed to be about something interesting, and when it was revealed to be for Polymarket I involuntarily yelled "fuck you" at my TV.
it's nate!@natescape.bsky.social · 2mo agoRick Rubin doing ads for polymarket is really very validating for my long-held belief that that dude is a legendary fraud, huckster, and quack. Fuck that guy.
It is just incredible the contempt this guy has for his supporters. However much you hate them, you can never hate Trump supporters as much as Trump does.