Breadman
@breadcommand.bsky.social
I will give up this name on discord for lots of cash.
adults who spent their youth fighting in the playground over whether or not Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon had the better shows reading this news
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 6h agoWarner Bros. and Paramount have officially merged to form Skydance Corporation. Bringing DC Studios, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, CNN, CBS, HBO and Paramount+ under one company.
Hoard all your old pc hardware, turn it into servers, Make your own media servers.
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 6h agoWarner Bros. and Paramount have officially merged to form Skydance Corporation. Bringing DC Studios, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, CNN, CBS, HBO and Paramount+ under one company.
What a nice day to have anxiety over things out of your control
Guy: Where is the bathroom? Coworker: Down the hall to the right Instantly goes left to a locked door, looks at me and says "I just want to piss 😡"
I hear separate art from the artist I will separate the bones from the body
Your local 8 year old is currently very distressed by this news
404 Media@404media.co · 3d agoThe estimated lifespan of the outer solar system has been downgraded from 100 billion years to just a few billion years, according to a study that probed “terminal instability” during the Sun’s death.
New Year's Eve, 2000. Antonio Inoki sees out the year by slapping his way through a queue of around 100 people at Inoki Bom-Ba-Ye in the Osaka Dome. Fans and wrestlers alike line up for his famous tōkon slap, a symbolic way of passing on his fighting spirit.
He ran the fucking ropes to shove a guy. This dude blows.
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
i dont believe people on bluesky when they say they hate random encounters because the national pastime of your average bluesky poster is posting the most unfunny shit possible on random people's posts
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
strongest fascist art criticism ragebait in history vs strongest fascist art criticism ragebait of today
Judy Berman@judyberman.bsky.social · 5d agoWhat work of art, in any medium, do you think has generated the largest volume of bad critical writing?
I don’t even have a joke about this. It’s just soul crushing news for any artist who was looking to go into TV animation, really. Fuck you Newsom
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 4d agoThe combined Warner Bros. and Paramount company will be named Skydance. Warner Bros. and Paramount will continue to operate as brands under the parent company.
Lowkey hilarious (tho not surprising) that the Muslims are the only ones not falling for this:
IH fans and Jontron fans are pointing fingers at each other over who's the real problematic youtuber i wish i was making this up
Jo-eek! ‘Dead-chibe' W. 👻@thestacks.ca · 5d agoChud Grumps
I'm not exaggerating when I say that this is one of the most emotional I've ever gotten over wrestling. RIP PAC you wonderful bastard.
TDE Wrestling@tdewrestling.com · 6d agoUntil we meet again. #ThankYouPAC #AEWDynamite
JonTron is teaming up with Internet Historian to do let's plays huh?
Hello to the new people. Don't worry me personally, I wont be saying anything smart
Hard to believe these are among the last official AEW images of Pac we will get. Wanted to share these for people who might not usually get to see them.
