Queen Bree of the Mount Things
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Brianne, a girl I like mountains, hippie chicks, cute dresses, stories about dragons and spaceships, Marsha P. Johnson with a brick, and the Oxford comma and I'm just like damn, it's 7AM she/her queer as in let's go skiing
I made dinner for my abuser a bunch of times. You have to play nice while you're planning your escape so you don't get dead. Max Miller is a textbook abuser.
A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
Unironically, @katestarbird.bsky.social for WNBA Commissioner ASAP.
For couples who hate privacy. Or maybe a throupple that rotates.
The Cure have blasted back into the charts at no.9 with a song called Olivia Rodrigo. Who knew.
even if Tom Holland isn't trans he should still get on estrogen so he can convincingly play 21 for the next decade
France calls out the U.S. at a UN meeting: “The US used to be a beacon of human rights. Not anymore. Today, it stands alongside North Korea, Nicaragua, Mali and Russia. Isolated. And the world no longer listens to it.” U.S. representatives stormed out of the meeting. Well said France! 👏🏼🇫🇷👏🏼
“I don't care if Monday's black Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack Thursday, still in bed It's Friday, I'm so dead!”
"Hey Vlad! You f-ing our country up?" "Nah girl, we cool." "Okay."
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last wk.Tell that to the families of the dead American soldiers.
This meme is actually based on a real scientific finding. Researchers studying howler monkeys found that males with larger vocal organs producing deeper, more powerful calls tended to have smaller testes, while species with larger testes tended to have less-developed vocal organs. So, there ya go.
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
REMEMBER: If you want to be spoken of fondly in death, don't gargle a dictator's balls.
Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
Not speaking ill of the dead is the greatest crock of shit, and you know why? Nobody has to invoke it whenever someone beloved died, you'll hear outpourings from fans about how authors touched their lives, people reminiscence about their favourite actors' best roles, a celebration of their lives...
Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
Sad to hear about the passing of Lindsey Graham, United States senator and grandfather of rap superstar Aubrey Drake Graham
I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?"
I don't even care what this tastes like
Elizabeth Spiers@espiers.bsky.social · 4w agoBrooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
