In light of "doxxing," "looksmaxxing" and "antivaxxer," I propose we change morpheme-final x to xx in all other words as well: • I just got my eyebrows waxxed • welcome to my unboxxing video • can I borrow your mixxer for the concert • no taxxation without representtttation
Room to fully grieve should not be a privilege
cloudzombie@cloudtools.bsky.social · 10h agoThere are so many things I need to say and hear
The other day a family friend seemed a bit uncomfortable with the revelation that while I only jokingly believe in Big Foot, the one cryptid I do actually believe in, because I've seen him with my own eyes on multiple occasions, is Henry the Pole-Vaulting Fish. #Henry #fish #cryptid #Florida […]
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missing that beautiful brief window in which I made sparkling water themed pornography
we just made a big fuck off lasagna (tomatoless so K can have it) and i really hope i can handle eating it for my next several meals
my bad drafts are all Takes that i needed to get out but don't want to argue over so they're staying put
🐦 Limpkins 🗺️ South Florida 📷 Sony a6700 w/ Sony E 70-350mm lens #birds #birdphotography This is what living next to Limpkins sounds like. The echos in the background are other Limpkins responding 😌
I think the cure for my depression is for depressing stuff to stop happening
i wonder if gulf coast grackles will eventually figure out urban living the way their peninsular cousins have
🥦Lina@broccolina.bsky.social · 4d agopeople don't talk enough about house sparrows relative to pigeons even though they're similarly adapted to human cities, i feel like
people don't talk enough about house sparrows relative to pigeons even though they're similarly adapted to human cities, i feel like
your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors
i don't have my age in my bio but it should be obvious that i post like a 40something
the postes@rem.bsjky.team · 4d agolike if someone cant figure out im nowhere close to a minor,,, thats a skill issue
Seriously I am in a bit of a financial situation and if someone wanted to send Winnie some kibble, treats, or toys… www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
a lot of problems people have can be solved by going to the swamp to take pictures of birds
since people who are bad at math posted engagement bait about it: three generations of my dad's family all worked at the original Saks in NY at one point or another. my grandpa was the manager of the sportswear department in the 50s and 60s and met a bunch of famous athletes by selling them shirts.
🐦 Orange-winged Amazon 🗺️ South Florida 📷 Sony a6700 w/ Sony E 70-350mm lens #birds #birdphotography Palette cleanser. Was looking through my old photos and found this Orange-winged Amazon that I spotted outside my house last year. Just one of the many exotic parrots down here
you know you can just go to the library and photocopy the crossword out of the nyt, no one will stop you
I think AI might be a scheme by Queen Beryl to drain our energy to power the Negaverse.
infinite money for making things worse, zero for making them better
there's a 4chan style nazi guy in the mayoral race here and he's apparently been melting down on facebook after being roundly condemned by basically everyone in local politics
