Every day people post things on this website that wood make your braine boil nside your skul if you akshully engaygd with thim. Ive devizd a clvar wa to avod this proem: I ham fred mysef 4get how rere

They're not being paid to do a good job.

Politico@politico.com · yesterday

26-employee Texas law firm gets $150M to represent 24,000 children in immigration court

Every day people post things on this website that wood make your braine boil nside your skul if you akshully engaygd with thim. Ive devizd a clvar wa to avod this proem: I ham fred mysef 4get how rere

Ah yes, the five genders: naked, overfull pockets, unclear on use of unicycle, missing middle bits, progressive.

evree persin wil col yoo ptatohed -- ancient five-year-old curse

I made this joke to my viewing companions in the moment and they were not impressed. I did not do numbers.

Sam Adams@samadams.bsky.social · 2w ago

He made it

furiously googling "can die from cringing"

I'm in a pub in London watching the World Cup final, and the first part of that clause is so much more pleasing to me than the second.

The oddity of summer rain in Oakland

He was a bad person who made the world worse and I am happy that he is dead.

Oh good

to be surprised by this is to have never, ever spent July in San Francisco.

KTVU FOX 2@ktvufox2.bsky.social · last mo.

Dense fog in San Francisco obscured much of the historic Fourth of July fireworks from the Golden Gate Bridge, leaving many spectators disappointed after hours of waiting along the waterfront.

There are downsides.

Improvised roof deck for Oakland's special night

you: I won the lottery! your friend who only understands the world through Shirley Jackson stories: oh nooooooo

Every time a billion is made, a guillotine gets its blade.

I was so confused about why so many people were suddenly sharing this delightful Onion horse who wants cake piece in the last day. I see now that it was just posted online, after being in print weeks ago. That kind of lag seems a bit bananas.

RM@dorsalstream.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I just realized that when It Happens, Fox News is going to be so weird to watch -- solemn, tear-filled tributes to America's Most President™ interspersed with angry coverage denouncing the millions and millions of Americans celebrating in the streets.

I don't really have space for a whole bunker, can I just have the mentality?

I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace

We keep doing this (broad definition of "we" here) and it keeps working. Close the streets to cars, or limit them significantly, and _people_ replace them. People spend money. People connect with other people. People generate new ideas when they bounce off one another. Cities are made of PEOPLE.

Urban Truth Collective@urbantruth.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Madrid closed its central business district to cars for the first time during the 2018 Christmas period. The result was a 9.5% increase in retail spending on Madrid’s main shopping street, the Gran Vía. Plus there was a 71% drop in air pollution. Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #UrbanTruth

No.

elon musk spends two-thirds of his time spreading racist pseudoscience and hating trans people and here is Ezra Klein in 2026 saying Musk is relentlessly focused on the only things that matter to him: EVs and going to Mars. I'm sorry but the guy's just very very dim

The cat requires Blanket Mother.

He's lying, but presumably we're meant to be impressed that these people are engaging in a behavior that is guaranteed to lead to mistakes?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Kash Patel: "Agents sprung into action, got out of bed, and haven't slept since. These prosecutors haven't slept since and I promise you they're not going to be sleeping."

so do they get to finish dinner or

What is going on with Google maps

???

Why is this dodo telling his younger self about proposed bills? The intertime communication device can only stay on for so long before it starts over-timeheating and warping the reality around it like a Solo cup in the dishwasher. He should be giving himself stock tips. Get yourself rich, Andy!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo ago

Rep. Ogles: "The next bill we're working with the White House on is to put more teeth in the denaturalization process so that we can start denaturalizing these people like Mamdani who came into the country under false pretense, and kick them out of the country"

"Who's that French pianist who did a whole Beethoven thing, like playing all the sonatas or whatever it was?" "Ohhh, yeah, what's his name, that uh