Max Isaacson
@brosis.bsky.social
Director/Writer. First feature (Paradise) now available on Tubi! I’m also the Kool-Aid Man’s personal insurance broker. (He/Him) (pan)
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Peeping Tom is high on the list. Blow Up, natch. Rear Window. Now I’m wondering if there’s a post-Pecker movie that holds water. Was that the end of the era?
bakoon@bakoon.bsky.social · last wk.what is the best movie about being a photographer. maybe john waters pecker. you walk out of the theater in a good mood
Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward locking in and really taking your problem to the next level
"Wikipedia’s human pageviews fell roughly 8% year on year, as people increasingly get Wikipedia’s knowledge from AI summaries without ever visiting Wikipedia. The machines are taking both the content and the readers at an industrial scale, too."
Walter Hickey@walthickey.bsky.social · 2w agofascinating story from one of the best movie data guys about one of the best movie data guys stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-...
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
when you pick up a drill and give the trigger a little test squeeze
KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 3w ago
This is rad. All of their work is rad. But I cannot stop seeing this:
Dusty Ray@sloppjockey.bsky.social · 3w agoggooaatt. gouache painting on paper, 2018
Reports say he “Violet Beauregarded” and they had to pop his distended “whoopie-cushion-ass” corpse like a pimple. A staffer who spoke on condition of anonymity said “They rolled him into a big cartoon needle and he went blammo. All juice. Kool-Aid Man wrapped in bologna.”
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoWASHINGTON (AP) — Lindsey Graham died from aorta rupture stemming from hardening of arteries: preliminary finding from medical examiner.
Lindsey went to a farm down south where he can get kicked and kicked and kicked in the peener until it falls off.
Ok, well, I do believe that Lindsey Graham has talked to Mitch McConnell recently.
Why's every horror movie now a metaphor for like mental illness or capitalism? Sometimes I just want to watch a regular monster eat a guy's face.
Watching my fingernails all punch their time cards and head out for a nightcap, and wondering why I never get invited along.
I mean, it’s the most Mitch McConnell thing possible to literally die and force the government to wait as long as possible so choosing a Democrat as replacement is impossible.
Sonomura has essentially created a new way of fighting in movies and you should mainline it into your eye sockets as much as possible. Also, this series just rules.
Minovsky@minovskyarticle.bsky.social · last mo.Enjoyed stunt coordinator Kensuke Sonomura's work on The Furious, so we're circling back to Baby Assassins.
The rat (my most cherished baby and most beloved of all god’s creatures) continues to win.
charlie@spacehearts.bsky.social · last mo.my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up
Sometimes you learn about a guy who rips.
Bo Thompson@gaudipern.bsky.social · last mo.Thomas Paine is my favorite founding father. He was famously abolitionist and one of the earliest voices to point out the hypocrisy of fighting for independence while keeping slaves. He also firmly believed that keeping any friendship which required compromising your morals made you a bad person.
I personally would like to congratulate Justin Timberlake and AT&T on their nuptials and hope them nothing but happy memories in the future.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last mo.NEW YORK (AP) — Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are married in elaborate Madison Square Garden ceremony, Swift's publicist says.
I think my parents actively dislike my work even though they always show up to support it. Hilarious and possibly my ideal outcome.
JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com@joypadlad.bsky.social · last mo.If you're a creative person, do you have friends and family that actually care about anything you make?
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Good lord I hate existing in linear time.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · last mo.the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol
Imagine how pissed I was after an hour of trying to find what the Illuminati had posted.
leon@leyawn.bsky.social · last mo.it's read the opinions from some stupid assholes in robes day again
