Esther Brownsmith, PhD

@brownsmith.bsky.social

Assistant Professor of Religion at the University of Dayton. Studying dead languages and living ideas. Interested in Hebrew Bible, gender, fanfic theory, and accessible, liberatory pedagogy. She/her.

It’s Non-binary Day, so hello from your friendly neighbourhood agender void who writes fantasy books full of folk like me We’ve got YA Gaelic fantasy romance! We’ve got urban fantasy! We’ve got epic fantasy! We’ve got spicy epic fantasy romance! We’ve got gothic why-choose dystopian fantasy!

For yesterday's book launch of Esther Keeps the Score, by @alexianafry.bsky.social, I wrote a piece of fiction that embodied her book’s brilliant insights about Queen Esther as a character shaped by cPTSD and the “fawn” trauma response. Check out the story here: archiveofourown.org/works/82743236

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As an undergrad, Kierkegaard’s Fear and Trembling was the single most (trans)formative book I read. This year, the last Sunday of Pride Month has the Binding of Isaac as its lectionary reading. Guess who is going to be giving a sermon about Kierkegaard and the sacredness of queer love?

Inspired by @bethrevis.bsky.social’s post on Threads looking for pre-assembled Doctor Who scarf kits, I present screenshots from the late, lamented ThinkGeek’s product page for their Tom Baker scarf. The person that wrote this either was a knitter, lived with one, or loved one very dearly.

Man wearing a fedora, brown coat, and very long multicolored scarf. Next to him is the following text:

NO KNITTING REQUIRED!
• Twelve feet of scarfy warfy
• For being Tom Baker (or every day)
• Knitters will thank you for not asking themNO KNITTING REQUIRED!
When a Whovian discovers a friend is a knitter, it is very, very tempting to ask them to make you a Doctor Who scarf. On behalf of most knitters out there, we say, please don't. We love Doctor Who as much as you and you might notice that we don't even have a Doctor Who scarf for ourselves. There's a reason: it takes forever and it's all knit stitches, so it's pretty boring. In fact, when made in worsted weight yarn, a 12 foot long Tom Baker scarf contains 56,448 knit stitches. That means someone is cursing you 56,448 times while holding pointy sticks. Catch our drift?
Embrace laziness and keep your knitter friends by picking up the Doctor Who Deluxe 12' Scarf. Use it to complete your Tom Baker costume for convention season or wear it as your regular scarf in chilly weather. It's long enough to wrap at least twice around the average neck, with plenty of dangle to spare. Just don't get it caught in the TARDIS door, okay?
Product Specifications
• Tom Baker scarf for fans of Doctor Who
• 12 feet loooooooooonnnng
• Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible
• Materials: 100% polyester
• Love your scarf: Hand wash, please.

You should come to this, because: 1) I’ve read the book, and it’s WONDERFUL, and 2) Alexiana invited us to do something more creative than the usual standard book launch response, and I will be taking her up on that challenge. *mysterious smile*

Alexiana Fry@alexianafry.bsky.social · 5mo ago

You are invited! Join me and these lovely biblical scholars - Sarah Emanuel, @brownsmith.bsky.social, and Katherine Gwyther - on Tuesday, April 7th, to celebrate my forthcoming book. www.eventbrite.com/e/esther-kee...

a mustard yellow background with dark purple/maroon text at the top that says "book launch party." The book cover for "Esther Keeps the Score: Trauma, Body and Politics in the Hebrew Bible" by Alexiana Fry is in the center - the cover has myrtle leaves, a chrysanthemum, a crown, a mirror, and grapes on it in a lovely collage style. At the bottom of the image, there is a calendar image with the words "Tuesday, April 7 6PM CET" - next to that is the SCM Press logo - and next to that is a location icon that says "online register for the link"

This script is baffling me. Definitely not Neo-Assyrian, Old Persian, or Ugaritic, and I'm not able to pin it down to any other cuneiform system that I can identify. (For instance, the second sign on the second line is just not one that gets used.) Any ideas, Assyriologists?

Antijen@antijen.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Help me out, smart people. I feel like the people who made this are the type to probably actually go in for the full joke and have those "cuneiform" (their term) symbols spell out something fun or meaningful. Any ideas?

Hand holding an orange rectangular card with "cuneiform" symbols.

On the one hand: I do not need to be writing a new article. Also, am not Assyriologist. On the other hand: I found an Akkadian passage that offers a fascinating new possibility for the Sotah laws of Numbers 5. Ugh, decisions.