Exercising my demons by bringing them to the demon park where they can play with your demons

Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?

My cheese drawer is full. Please respond.

I mean, no, the reason cops are disproportionately likely to say they believe rates of false allegations are higher than they are is because cops are disproportionately likely to do things that would make them the subject of allegations that are true

Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 2d ago

The police said she lied about being raped. Then she hit record.

One of the neighborhood kids is coming up with new and innovative greeting cards.

Chicks rock

michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · 2d ago

I'm at a wedding where the favor is the bride made linoleum print blocks of the face of every guest????

"Be a good girl for Daddy"

LOGGING ON

Yeah I’m a content creator. People are happy when they’re near me

Work can be stressful. Deadlines. Meetings. Your boss falls under a curse that turns you into an anthropomorphic candelabra

this has very funny implications for how we can fix housing prices

𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃@sporkboot.bsky.social · 3d ago

bananas, painted by james marion shull

Very loud and incredibly annoying.

is scorpio a slur

How was your day and what was it about.

Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!

The perfect girl date is we both go get our flu shots.

Every time this comes up, I want to find the BDSM Care Bears fic that was the talk of Yuletide 2005 or 2006 and just be like "nobody has ever what, motherfucker?"

Something happened at work today

I had some experiences today

I'm starting a crew who's in

Me and who

I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond

Getting an 8' skeleton and running red and blue lights inside it to represent the circulatory system.

Can't even go back to bed because of woke.

Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets

@lake-michigan.live these three as a triptych Lake Waukegan at different times of day.

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