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@augustagoose.bsky.social
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape. The void deserves treats. I get my news elsewhere. You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Get in, losers, we're barrel-assing down this reclusive decline.
Idk what I just ate. I probably shouldn’t have but it’s in my belly so it’s too late and I have to move on in life.
owls always look like ive insulted a family member but are trying to figure out whooooo
A well-made chair needs to be sturdy enough to withstand the frumpled sitting of a fellow named Gus who got a little tight on account of a pretty dame named Kitty
if i lived in outer space i bet id enjoy giving obnoxiously vague directions like "go left, then up"
Yeah, I know… but here are some more words… Sniveling Sumptuous Fünf Bupkis Squiggle
Words I like (names edition): Aurora Thaddeus Rasputin Beelzebub Pliny Amenhotep
I like you. You’re alright. Wanna feel the dent in my head?
Not a pumpkin spice person so much as a pumpkin pie person.
Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept shitting into my laundry basket and throwing it out of the window
if i open just a couple more tabs i know i can be happy
kind of incredible how much better your day is when you choose comfy underwear
You can go ahead and mute me, I’m not gonna get any better over the weekend.
Words that I find pleasing (sci-fi/fantasy edition): Cthulhu Wookiee Grugach Saruman Tabaxi
wish there were more opportunities to use the word xenomorph