Emily Bulba

@bulbafreb.bsky.social

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

"On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for sixty seconds, declaring that he could do this every day"

"However, within the first two months of its operation, the new plant was plagued by more cases of lead poisoning, hallucinations, insanity, and five deaths." By 1925 leaded gasoline was already literally killing the people who made it, including the guy who invented it

WE USED TO BE A REAL COUNTRY A COUNTRY WHERE A MAN COULD SPEND YEARS OF HIS LIFE AND TWO MILLION DOLLARS AFTER SEEING A GRIMLOCK TOY TO MAKE A REAL LIFE TRANSFORMING DINOSAUR MECH THAT EATS CARS AT MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AI? WEARABLES? A FOOL'S LEGACY THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR CAR CRUSHING DINOSAURS

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We, as a nation, failed when we stopped appreciating the marvel of American imagination and craft that is ROBOSAURUS, THE TRUCK-EATING DINOSAUR ROBOT

Robosaurus chowing down

One of the few pre-roll ads that were on the flight on my fly home was an ad for Meta glasses that was very sparse on specific details, but of the many faces of people wearing them it cycled through, easily 90% were women, and the only voiceover was from a woman as well, which I find very telling.

I found out that my friends grandfather was able to avoid the WW2 draft by telling them he was an engineer working on a military project and it was a pogo stick with a gun mounted on it and they bought it. There are actual designs and plans of the thing. I'm going to write the hell out of this story

Holy hell. What the absolute fuck. I literally dealt with this situation my senior year of high school because a teacher was lusting after my girlfriend who was a junior. In high school. And then his wife found out.

m@keptsimple.bsky.social · yesterday

Max Miller story is providing incredible cover for the 65 year old NC Republican congressman who was just found to have been texting his female staff shit like "I had to leave the party because you brought your bf with you 🥺"