bunny
@bunny.bsky.social
bunny be hopping | nyt best seller poet | opened for mgmt in peru 2019 | occasional deleuzean philosophy lecturer @cornell
my secret crush followed me back on bluesky, please everyone act like im the coolest person on the site
overhead: im not autistic, im too in-tune with people’s feelings no no you’re just an autistic empath
i have gotten a lot of dms, and the beta list is not chronological in order of initial signup. we randomized the emails when we validated them and then gave out invites in order of email responses. also if you were spamming me for invites on twitter i probably muted you
bro imagine complaining to the bluesky ceo that you didn’t get a special invite to join and had to ask a friend—like everyone else
dear diary, my internet crush hasn’t yet followed me back on bluesky, yet keeps on tweeting at me—what does this mean
people are way more fun here (they like my posts more than on twitter)
i’ll start telling people im a bluesky influencer. what are they gonna do, factcheck me? they can’t even access the app
can someone give me access codes? need to invite all my exes and show them how cool i am on this app
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is AGI Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha
⚡️🌙@dystopiabreaker.xyz · 3y agohey did anyone think of what if computer was smarter than us. that could be bad
who is building messages on blue sky—i need to slide into people’s DMs