Holy shit, Dr. Oz is a demon.

If McDonald's finds a way to make their fries digestible, I think they'll really be on to something.

Last night's political earthquake in Michigan should make one thing very clear: it's time for Democrats to grow a spine and stop bending the knee to corporate donors.

The Failures of “Centrism”

By moving to the so-called “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening ine

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Third Way: "We should take positions that Republican-aligned media won't criticize" So in other words, policies that support billionaires (also bigots and religious extremists... but we know you guys are mainly about the billionaire$$)

If he were Republican, this would increase his odds of winning his primary.

Hawaii candidate knocked out cold after allegedly threatening couple on beach: report

A Hawaiian congressional candidate who got knocked out with a single punch after allegedly threatening a couple with a gun and pulling a knife on them was facing terrorism charges on Tuesday, accordin...

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And deprive people of all the fun of coming up with creative and elaborate reasons to not go to Alabama?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9h ago

Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."

Apparently it’s unprofessional to have a murdered son

Mississippi Free Press@mississippifreepress.org · 9h ago

Christine Wells Wonsley, the mother of Nolan Wells, has learned that the Mississippi Board of Nursing opened a professional misconduct investigation against her following an anonymous complaint, the family’s lawyer said. www.mississippifreepress.org/nolan-wells-...

Mitch is technically dead but has been moving between a number of off-the-grid safe houses so the Grim Reaper can't catch him and make it official.

“Your mother and I have discussed it, and we believe the best thing would be to send you to military school.” “How do you know my mother? You’re an Applebee’s server!”

Corrupt interest groups spent $60 million losing Haley Stevens that primary. I would have happily done it for half that.

John Fetterman is like if somebody found a beat-up old sofa on the curb and gave it a brain, but the "brain" is just a glitchy tape of an old episode of "The Morton Downey, Jr. Show."

Bill Maher is an unfunny, dishonest, racist, misogynist crank. But apparently, we're supposed to worry about alienating him from the party.

We don't need to reform the SS. We need to abolish and convict.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 13h ago

Klobuchar responds: "None of my opponents on this stage condemned what ICE did. Not a word. Two innocent people were killed, shot in the back. We had many people arrested when they weren't supposed to be arrested, and we need reform to ICE."

Krypton's ruling elite ignored the dire warnings of its top scientist, despite him backing up his argument with credible evidence that their inaction was dooming the planet. Yeah, right. Like that would happen in real life.

I love that he's gotten back in the habit of hanging out with me at the desk, though I did have to "meow" at him to get him to look up at the camera.

"Progressive candidate wins despite being outspent 9-to-1 in key state election"

Politico@politico.com · 21h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

Musk's ability to ruin shit has escaped Earth's confines.

Four-tonne piece of Space X rocket believed to have crashed on Moon • FRANCE 24 English

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Feels like a good morning to bring back this.

Ok Boomer Girl Tik Tok - Neekolul

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Enjoy your unemployment, you dead-eyed, genocide-loving, racist sack of crap!

Haley Stevens@haleyformi.bsky.social · yesterday

Thank you, Michigan! I’m so proud of the movement we built over the past year. No matter the outcome tonight, I’m so grateful for your support. ❤️

I was going to joke about that bottom headline until I realized it was the most legitimate of the three.

I need Haley Stevens to lose so that I can go taunt her on social media. I worry that I may not have made that clear enough to Michigan voters.

i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten

It's insane to me that a charismatic, educated, eloquent, funny candidate with politics supported by the majority of Americans can be neck and neck with the zero charisma corporate stooge with dogshit politics that the genocide lobby spent tens of millions of dollars on.

✊ Suck on that, AIPAC.

Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · yesterday

El-Sayed is projected to win the Michigan Democratic Senate primary and will go up against Mike Rogers in November

Oh this thing is dead as hell, then. They aren't going to pay over $1bn to shareholders (and thats if the trial starts and ends on March 1st) on a merger that they wanted to push through as fast as possible. Thank god.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · yesterday

The antitrust trial for the Warner Bros/Paramount merger will take place in March 2027. Paramount must begin paying WB shareholders $7M a day on Sept. 30 until the deal is complete.

If I see you wearing a polo shirt the same color as somebody else’s, I’m just assuming you both work here.

The old Macintosh version of Shufflepuck Café, because I could resize my paddle to the width of the table and always win.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterday

Name the first videogame that made you feel truly powerful.