The worst part about hiccups is that they are a horrific experience, but nobody cares because it makes a funny hyuck sound.
Buttzilla
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Professional Computer Toucher. I make videogames I guess. he/him Co-host of Animorphing Time and the Hatespeech Podcast
How many Pop Tart flavored BuzzBallz do you think I can drink before I get isekaied up to heaven?
Pop-Tart-flavored BuzzBallz are here. How to get new beverage
Pop-Tarts and BuzzBallz are teaming up to serve fans a sweet cocktail fusion. Here's what we know about the new beverage.
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I was kinda hoping I wouldn’t have to post this clip all the goddamn time.
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Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 4d agoThe FDA has announced a recall on granola sold nationwide over potential salmonella contamination.
Now that I’ve seen how big a cruise ship is, yeah, they are an affront to god.
Love it when the end of a gambling as says “please gamble responsibly” I thought the irresponsibly of it was what made it fun?
It’s so easy to clock ai voices, holy shit. We can all tell this is velveeta and not real cheese. You’re not fooling anybody.
Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · last wk.I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steam
What I’m learning is that babies are the powerhouse of the cell.
Morgan J Freeman@mjfree.bsky.social · 2w agoThis graphic is a lie. American babies are NEVER given “72 injections.” They took vaccine doses across 18 YEARS, counted combination vaccines as separate doses, threw in years of annual vaccines — then slapped 72 syringes around a BABY.
It’s so cool not knowing anything about the Sex Purge movie.
Ever since I moved to Seattle, my face has been constantly covered in scrambled eggs.
You know you’ve been traveling for a long time when you are sticky and you don’t know why.
I hope you don't mind, but I am going to quote tweet this so other people can see it too: here are my two cyberpunk essays. first, cyberpunk and DA FUZZ docseuss.medium.com/i-am-going-t...
i am going to solve the cyberpunk discourse forever. part 1: the pigs.
A while back, I replayed Mass Effect; my politics have shifted more towards the left since I last played it about four years prior, and I…
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EndSky@end-sky.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis might be one of the best essays I've seen.
What I've encountered most seems to boil down to people seeing the word "punk" and assume that that means that cyberpunk is about rebellion and rebels in the future world, and not about people trying to scrape by (frequently by dubious means) in a corporate hellscape they have no control over
Sometimes I wonder what the healthy amount of Old Video Games is. Maybe I’ve gone too far.
A lot of things can be traced back to The Red Green Show. Apparently this also includes the evil white genocide movie Citizen Vigilante.
Hate Speech Podcast@hatespeechpod.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe did a bonus episode on Uwe Bolls racist and banned movie starring Armie Hammer. Curious about CITIZEN VIGILANTE but don’t want to put yourself through it? We got you
Today we're so excited to announce that we've partnered with @seandick.net to bring 🐶Puppy Truck to Steam!! 🏠 3D platformer with 4 massive open levels 🛻 Dog schmovement - run, scamper and drift! 🗝️ Tons of secrets, objectives and collectibles 🧢 Dog customization! 🐶 Wishlist now! ➡️ puppytruck.dog ⬅️
Our indie game releases in 5 days and we ran out of ideas to promote it...
