🎉 Pro-tip: Look for the candidates saying things like this today
Has Iran been signing their posts with Allahu Akbar?
Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول@faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 4mo agoBREAKING: Trump: Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!
It would have been cool if the writers from Stranger Things season 5 had watched the first four seasons. Woof
I knew about the Verizon outage because I only got 26 robo calls today
"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."
Jon Collins@jcollins.bsky.social · 7mo agoICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
Are they modeling it after the Epstein Ball Pit where they used to watch the girls play?
Who knew that the real shit hole country was inside U.S. the whole time?
@schumer.senate.gov Hey Chuckie! Just wondering if you can take a break from your self proclaimed "job" of defending a genocidal terrorist state and do some of your actual job. Let's investigate leaking war plans, that seems like enough of a layup even for a non-entity senator such as yourself.
These districts are no longer represented by anyone. If you are not willing to listen to your constituents then you have no constituents. www.cnn.com/2025/03/12/p...
Tim Walz to launch national tour of town halls in Republican House districts | CNN Politics
Tim Walz is headed back out on the road – this time, for a tour of House districts represented by Republicans, some of whom have stopped holding town halls amid the raucous receptions their colleagues...
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“Tim Walz is headed back out on the road – this time, for a tour of House districts represented by Republicans who have stopped holding in-person town halls amid the raucous receptions some of their colleagues have gotten across the country.” www.cnn.com/2025/03/12/p...
Tim Walz to launch national tour of town halls in Republican House districts | CNN Politics
Tim Walz is headed back out on the road – this time, for a tour of House districts represented by Republicans, some of whom have stopped holding town halls amid the raucous receptions their colleagues...
cnn.com
this is the way the world ends not with a bang but a grifter
the leap from disappearing the undocumented to disappearing visa holders to disappearing green card holders to disappearing naturalized citizens to disappearing natural born citizens is no leap at all, but a series of tiny steps block the path
Brachs is releasing limited edition conversation paddles to honor democratic leaders like @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov
Sitting there silently gives his bullshit validity. What a pack of absolute cowards.
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
We're on the way to several million "They were always so quiet" headlines
@danny-elfman.bsky.social it would be a perfect day to announce Oingo Boingo's Deputy Director reunion tour
Who drives all the DOGE employees home if they work after 9?
@schumer.senate.gov Hey Chuckles! Happy Monday. Just checking in on the waste of a seat that is half of my representation in the Senate. Here are 5 things I did this week. Maybe you could send me back some things that you did this week. I was watching the news and I must have missed all of yours.
“I’ll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear.” —Nina Simone was born February 21, 1933
@schumer.senate.gov hey Chuck, hope you're well! Just had a weird dream in which my state's senior senator was effective and actually trying to do anything to help the American people. Unfortunately I woke up still stuck with you. Anyhoo, have a nice week supporting fascism with your inaction!
I bet one of the criteria for being involved in the current administration is that you don't think The Emperor's New Groove is funny