The Cafibulator 🏳️⚧️
@cafibulator.bsky.social
30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, mom of many cats and video game nerd. newly (8/23/26) she/her
I said I like it. I didn’t say it was good.
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good.
i complain so much about hair dysphoria tbh partially because its a form of dysphoria I genuinely think a lot of you Don't Think is Real tbh like if i looked at a girl who got FFS and went "wow they turned her very big broad chin into a still very masculine chin but 1% less" youd rightfully kill me
lets fucking gooo making fun of bald people and hair transplant recipients today on main lets goooo i totally missed this kinda stuff im so glad enough time has passed since the last time that everyone is getting comfortable doing the "acceptable" form of body shaming again hell yessssss
If you’re trans and you find a website that has “resources“ and also a detailed history of every prominent trans persons actions online and off no you fucking didn’t.
They should do a follow up to Binary Domain called Nonbinary Domain
My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.
Don't Surrender On Trans Rights
Many Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be.
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finally sucked it up and went to the ER last night. it’s just a kidney stone. literally nothing else wrong. sigh. day 12 (of 14): just a 20 minute walk for cardio.
Help needed for these wolve . Time is of the essence. Info on how to help save these wolves in pics. The petition in link below actionnetwork.org/letters/prot...
If this post gets 1000 likes, I will also play Banjo: Nuts and Bolts during the Banjo-Tooie stream.
pain was mostly gone yesterday but came back last night right around bedtime. probably going to either urgent care or the ER today after work. ugh. constantly panicking that it’s something serious and that I’ve fucked myself by not going sooner. day 12: 25 minute walk
Before I explain in detail what happens when you walk into a store using surveillance pricing, let me shout a few vital things: NEVER FUCKING USE A PHONE FOR BANKING OR PAYMENTS OF ANY KIND. NEVER FUCKING USE A CREDIT CARD TO PAY FOR GROCERIES. NEVER CARRY AN ACTIVATED CELL PHONE INTO A STORE.
The AFL-CIO called for a ban on electronic shelf labels to protect consumers from surveillance pricing, or the changing of prices based on personal data
thinking it’s probably my kidneys, probably fits the symptoms the best. gonna have to blow basically all the money I have and go to an urgent care tomorrow, no time to do it today. fuck. day 11: 25 minute walk
AC8's Steam achievements have been leaked by what appears to be a screw-up on Valve's end regarding unreleased games (other games were also affected). The achievement list HAS STORY SPOILERS FOR ALL CAMPAIGN MISSIONS, including the number of missions, so please watch out.
BULLSHIT. AND THIS VIDEO PROVES IT youtu.be/PcKlPhFIE7w?...
Donald Trump Calls Into WWOR/UPN 9 News on 9/11
YouTube video by FOX 5 New York
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Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
still not feeling great. starting to think something more serious is going on but can’t afford to see a doctor so I guess I’ll just agonize about it. day 10: 25 minute walk
pulled a muscle or two in my ill-advised efforts to try workouts that might give me some of the tone I’d like, so not feeling great. day 9: 25 minute walk for cardio
maybe don’t feel so bad this morning. trying to break through the ennui and work on myself. we’ll see how it goes. day 8: 25 minute walk for cardio.
maybe a little later in life to qualify for “kid,” but morpheus duvall from resident evil: dead aim was some shit. pretty dude becoming a hot lady monster? much confusion was had for many years.
hey trans people! who was the most influential gender crush you had as a kid? (real person or character) mine was a tomboy named Katie in second grade who I wanted to be so bad I convinced my mother to let me get my hair cut into a rat tail like Katie.
September is Suicide Awareness + Prevention Month, Pain Awareness Month, and CPTSD Awareness Month. Check on your disabled + chronically ill friends. Check on your quiet + low-maintenance friends. So many people are struggling daily with things they don't talk about. You might just save their life
it sucks to realize you’ve been too numb to realize that you’ve had dysphoria for a couple decades. especially when you’ve known that you had really bad dysmorphia for just as long. they fight and the latter makes you doubt that you have the former. day 7: just a 20 minute walk.
feeling somewhat okayish today. gonna try and actually play elden ring. love fromsoft and I kinda owe my ability to grieve my dad to bloodborne, but anhedonia has kept me from properly starting elden ring. day 6: 25 minute walk, 30 squats, 15 kinda-crunches
kinda crashed out yesterday after starting it randomly feeling like shit. I wish I was capable of some kind of normal. day 5: 20 minute walk, a feeble attempt at 10 crunches, and 15 squats. I’m pretty sure I won’t ever get even halfway decent results and always feel like shit but I’ll stick to it.
Do not speak to the BBC if you are trans. Just don't do it. Tell them to go fuck themselves. Even if you know the reporter and they are not an ass, tell them to go fuck themselves anyway because they work for the BBC and their editors will do this regardless of the journalist's intent.
More appalling behaviour from the BBC. ⬇️ A trans person interviewed about their horrific experience having their surgery cancelled whilst in the hospital described as 'biologically female'. And then half the article devoted to praising the work of an unemployed transphobe. 🗣️ DEFUND THE BBC 🗣️
bought a skirt and some calf-high socks last night! I thought I’d feel different, get some euphoria out of it… I didn’t. I just got more doubt, really. I know I’m fucking horrifically ugly. I know that. 20 years of knowing it, I somehow still can’t grapple with the fact it’ll always be true.
had a good little interaction on here yesterday, made me feel a lot better. gonna buy a skirt today after all. need to save money to get HRT started, but I’ll have four days I can present fem on my own, so the skirt’s worth it. day 3 of working out. 20 minute walk, 30 squats, mowed the yard
struggling to think of an answer that isn’t “I don’t”
If you're ever thinking about speaking up on trans people's behalf but are worried about getting the terms right, I think most of us would prefer a true ally who speaks clumsily to someone who sees our community's vernacular as jargon to learn in order to put us in our place.
struggling to think of an answer that isn’t “I don’t”
Hey, you, trans person reading this. You kick ass. Share why.
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it may ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
decided against buying clothes. I just feel like a failed man half the time and I can’t even afford to go to planned parenthood for blood panels and HRT anyway, much less anything that requires serious money. 20 minute walk for cardio this morning.