I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man. . .who said "Shut up about your damned shoes already!"
George Pete Caleodis
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http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor - musician - critical thinker - no hate.
I’m so glad that I chose Fr. Guido Sarducci as my spiritual guide.
2026: the circuses have been canceled, and the bread will kill you.
Ruin the name of a book or movie by replacing a word with ‘cloaca’. Up the Down Cloaca
Auntie Social@auntiesocial.bsky.social · 3d agoRuin the name of a book or movie by replacing a word with 'cloaca'. Indiana Jones and the Cloaca of Doom
Happy birthday to Lycia Naff, who played Ensign Sonya Gomez in two episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and CAPTAIN Sonya Gomez (32 years later) on Lower Decks.
Y'all just out there acting like this icon of masculinity, sex & American values never existed:
Mr. Delicious
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Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 6d agoWhat's your favorite fast food ad campaign of all time? NOT specific commercials or print ads, but rather the angle/series/concepts they used in marketing for a set period of time
Is fuck you maxxing a thing? Because I am kinda feeling that hard.
I remember laughing at there being a James Bond movie where a Silicon Valley guy planned a world domination scheme with his evil blimp and then I grew up and learned how normal that actually sounds
Sam@samd.bsky.social · 5d agoThe “head of strategic futures” at OpenAI just went on an unhinged rant against social security sometimes I feel like these tech companies are actively trying to alienate as many normal people as possible
Me: Waitress, there's a face in my breakfast. Waitress: Oh! I thought you ordered Eggs DIRK Benedict!
Got yourself too much regard for the human race? Spend 10 minutes in an airport.
"You sure got this life thing figured out, cymbal-banging monkey." - Bender
Academic workshops are better than being stabbed in the eye with an ice pick because you usually get free coffee.
Downgrade a movie: Borrowers of the Temporarily Misplaced Ark
Marc Edward Heuck@meheuck.bsky.social · 3d agoDowngrade a movie: The Average Scout and Cathouse Thursday
Downgrade a movie: Somethings in some places a few at a time
Marc Edward Heuck@meheuck.bsky.social · 3d agoDowngrade a movie: The Average Scout and Cathouse Thursday
All I had on hand was apricot brandy and pickle juice, so I decided to make a ___ .
Who had 100° AND cloudy on their we-fucked-up-the-climate bingo card?
Ever have a dream where you got high, but your dream weed was so good that you woke up stoned?
I'll bet if someone really set their mind to it, and stayed focused, they could eventually figure out some way to use the internet for sex.
What's that, 80's Bar? You want me inside you? *blush* Why, 80's Bar, I do believe that to be a totally tubular idea.
I've been in more LA bus accidents than car accidents.
Karaoke is Satan's water torture. On an unrelated note, have you ever heard Black Velvet sung 25 cents sharp?
She: He's giving me mixed signals. Me: No. He's giving you one signal. The other signal is your hoping that he's not giving you that signal.
Dear Every Charity, I have enough mailing labels now. Thank you.
Wine & Multi-variable Calculus: you'll always run out of wine first
Next time I'm going to simultaneously hand a woman $20 when saying "I love you", so when she responds "Thanks" it might be for the $20.
I may have said this before, but: Strange New Worlds is the Star Trek we all deserve.
Glenmore gin and diet Dr Pepper - cause that's what dad has in the house.
2012 Election Fun Fact: In German "Mit Romney" means "with Romney".