KotoneChou

@kotonechou.bsky.social

30+ SVSSS main, fic, some cosplay, occasional detours into BJD, cooking, and tabletop gaming. Multishipper, occasionally 18+

Who’s topping? How about who’s doing sneaky self harm via sex or who’s reluctantly meeting their partner’s needs in a way they’re taking both psychic damage and satisfaction from or who’s trying to find the blurry lines between desire and anger and longing and resentment and devotion

Thanks to my beloved patrons, I recently finished a 50p moshang wedding comic, and I think it's also quite the fun read! In typical me fashion it's a bit sappy, a bit comical and it has bamf sqh ofc. There's various scenes I'm fond of, specially mbj [REDACTED] 🤌.. So if you'd like +

Cover depicting shang qinghua, his body merging with the northern landscape, as he observes mobei jun walking from a distance with a fond smile. The title on the right says ExtraOrdinary, 18+, by bana, and the text on the left reads:

A traditional northern wedding consists of a ceremonial wedding hunt where the couple must draw blood from each other at least once to prove their worth and resilience as partners.

This is no different for the king, though this time, very few believe it will happen. Despite being very cunning, advisor Shang really is no match for Mobei Jun even if he were to die and be born again ten thousand times over! So how could he even think to stand a chance? Still,  the king himself is adamant about going through with it — Not that the northern demons are complaining, of course... Everyone is more than prepared to feast and rejoice while watching Shang Qinghua finally fail.(panels are described as "P(panel's number)"

p1:
mobei jun: I know you are here somewhere. Your time has run out. 
shang qinghua [thought]: FUUUUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

P2, Shang qinghua, pressing his bleeding arm (thought): Urgh, can't you be a little less competent, just today, ah? That's usually sexy of you, but not when you use it against me! You spoiled brat!!

p3, mobei, surveiling the area: Qinghua...I will fini-

p4 (scene freezing as though it were an old home-made recording) Shang Qinghua: WAIT!p1-2, sqh, pulling a projector screen: Now you must be asking yourself "how did he get into this situation?" And well..
p3, sqh, tapping on the projection of a tender moment between him and mobei jun: This is how. After mobei proposed to me..

p4 (narration): A royal edict was issued about it, and I knew there would be some kind of push back against me. They didn't try to hide their distaste, but I could feel an ominous glee in the air —and in their comments.

p5 (various demons commending as shang qinghua walks by): 
The Audacity...
Who knew he had a death wish!
Self-awareness isn't cheap.

p6 (narration): Sure, I was experienced in enduring quietly since my youth at Cang Qiong..
demon 1: Good luck, advisor shang~
sqh: ...
demon 2: You'll need it!
Sqh (narration): But not anymore —Specially here! This was MY turf now!p1:
demons, whispering audibly between them: We thought our advisor shang was smart-
sqh: ...
sqh (narration): So after a while of this...

p2:
demon 1: Too weak.
demon 2: Too small
demon 3: No power
demon 4: How funny.
sqh (narration): I did what any sane person would do:
p3, sqh: SHUT UUUP YOU PIECES OF SHIT
p4 (narration): Escalated the matter to the final boss.
p4, sqh, slamming the door to mbj's office open: MOBEI! This is a serious matter!
p5 (narration): I was aware of the northern marriage hunt, of course. "The one to propose has to hunt and catch their beloved".

Please please stop talking about that site on socials while name dropping, there's some hope of it recovering but if you keep talking about it there's a huge chance of DMCA claims 😭

Me when I have two WIPs I want to get done this month if possible: Neither of these are putting YQY in a hell of his own making fast enough I need to write something else. In a perfect world I’d drag up some of my other planned projects but no It has to be this fun fresh new hell

in honor of lavender, please, please spay your girl cats as soon as it is safe for them, even if they're an only cat, an indoor cat, or live only with neutered animals. the risk of mammary cancer increases exponentially the longer you wait to spay a female cat.

Watching the YQY mpreg poll at a 50/50 split dead heat Imagining YQY and Gomez fencing back and forth explaining why the other deserves a chance at this, no they *insist*- SJ and Morticia in the background having the real argument