Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE
@captainannoying.bsky.social
writer/editor, leftist grouch, UGA shitposter, last white man in America without a podcast. can recite “Midnight Marauders” in its entirety. my wife thinks I’m tolerable in small doses
this senile cuck sounds like a high school junior desperate to convince his bros he’s not mad about his GF dumping him. “she wants me so bad, she’ll come crawling back, you’ll see”
Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · yesterdayTrump has made big threats and given Iran a one-last-chance at least 8 times now, backing off without getting anything every time. "A whole civilization will die tonight" was April 7! He has claimed Iran is making concessions, desperate for a deal, and a deal is imminent too many times to count.
come on, we all know *this* would be the most fitting english anthem
Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin (Official Video) [HD REMASTERED]
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Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 5d agoSee I told you
AI is constantly trying to auto-fill my email responses to be like, “Thank you for the response! Let’s schedule a meeting. I look forward to our discussion,” when I need the email to say, “Shit, I’m sorry I just saw this! I need to die! I get it if you want me dead. I hope there’s no funeral for me”
Just saw a deodorant referred to as “craveable” and I honestly don’t think I understand marketing language anymore.
the difference between progressives and today’s centrists is that progressives’ ultimate goal is a better quality of life for the working class, the poor, the marginalized, the struggling. centrists’ goal is…centrism. it’s not about making anyone’s lives better. it’s just about not rocking the boat
now that I’ve achieved astronomical wealth by creating one of the most beloved children’s book series of all time, i can indulge in my true passion: photographing unsuspecting people using the bathroom
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · last wk.They're coming for your children www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/06/jk-r...
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
Leiracal@leiracal.bsky.social · 12mo agoThis concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
wtf “But the 25-foot buffer is not a fixed line. It moves with the agent. Which means the crime moves with the agent. Which means an ICE officer can walk toward you, close the distance himself, and manufacture your arrest.”
ICE Gestapo Weaponize New Fascist Kansas Law That Makes It Illegal to Witness ICE – The Kansas City Defender
Kansas Republicans overrode their own governor to pass the Halo Act, a moving 25-foot arrest zone around every agent in the state. In Olathe, ICE is already using it to trap the people who film them, ...
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describe your bluesky account with a single image
James Damron@runswindows95.bsky.social · 2w agoDescribe your Bluesky account with a single image.
“i had to spend billions on a janky AI system to create a woman who would tell me she loved me” is the most elon musk thing that elon musk has ever elon musked
Quinn Slobodian@quinnslobodian.com · 2w agoMusk loading and reloading this
while you assholes are yukkin' it up with your Jimothy jokes and sharing your memes and whatnot, just remember, Jimothy still doesn't have healthcare and isn't making a dime off any of this
We've said it since he got in: viewed as a nut by one faction, a toady by another, an empty vessel and tool of big money by yet another. And nowhere near a good enough politician to reconcile it. There is one way he'll be the nominee let alone president, and it's not by ballot.
i mean sure, data centers drive up your power bills and make tons of noise and suck the reservoirs dry, and they’re mostly to support AI that nobody really wants, but on the plus side they’ll make a bunch of tech billionaires even richer! c’mon, man, get with the program!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on data centers: "You have to convince your communities how great these things are. You can't fight it. You have to go with it."
“most reporters were too scared…” yeah if there’s one thing i’ve noticed about the media these days it’s that they’re afraid to say anything negative about trans people. just endless reporting on how awesome trans people are, not once giving anti-trans activists a chance to present their side
Clay Ranck@clayranck.bsky.social · 7mo agoBenjamin Ryan openly admits that his reporting on trans issues is animated by personal bias against someone who was mean to him online. Ben is not capable of reporting on this issue objectively, and yet the New York Times and other outlets repeatedly let him do just that.
my wife said “this is you” and showed me an insta reel, and it was pandas rolling around and eating bamboo and falling off of stuff, and there’s a certain type of guy who’d be offended by that but i felt more seen than maybe i ever have
ask the median MAGA voter “are you pro-union?” and they’ll be like EWW! BLECCH! SOCIALISM!! but ask them “do you think blue-collar workers should have more power to bargain with corporations for better pay and benefits” and they’ll be like “where do i sign”
I think there are a lot of people who could be a good next James Bond, but I insist that Hannah Waddingham be the next Bond villain.
Matthew Stafford: Led Georgia to three straight bowl wins. Guy who looks like Matthew Stafford: Currently leading Georgia as its prime minister.
you can’t tell me this isn’t a children’s book title, written by a british lady named amelia tittlebottom or some shit
one thing i love about being almost 50 is that i don’t even have to be in an awkward position or doing anything strenuous and my back will still be like “oh hey by the way i hurt now”