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I'll be doing this month's free cooking stream tomorrow at 7:30 p.m.! Now's your chance to vote on what you'd like to see me make.
Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author@autumnwolff.bsky.social · 2h agoWhat would you like to see me make in tomorrow's free cooking stream? 1️⃣ Bacon Cheeseburgers 2️⃣ Mom's Spaghetti 3️⃣ Biscuits and Gravy 📊 Show results
Interrupting regularly scheduled existential dread to announce my book! (Actual dream post omg) JUNK drops 4/20 from Scribner! It's about nostalgia and capitalism and what it does to us.
This is not just a literary magazine. It is my mid life crisis.
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
PSA for anyone falling for the clickbait headline: 1. it'll only affect PUBLIC /DISCOVERABLE/ servers. Not just normal public servers 2. it'll only affect NEW messages, not old ones 3. it's trying to address "everything lives in discord and not in public forum/wikis"
Filled with glee knowing I just did something silly and humiliating after I got home Filled with erotic horror suddenly remembering being brainwashed to get excited by doing silly and humiliating things
I have Momentum 5s because sometimes I want my music to physically injure me
Will books survive this modern era? They survive all eras. People will write in ink made from soot and paper made from skin. If books aren't around, we're not around! The obituaries they write are their own.
tried to play oneshot again and niko deadnamed me :( i gotta delete the real save files agh
A lot of people think I’m joking when I say we need to traumatize children with movies again, but NO I 100% mean it.
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 3d ago‘Big City Greens’ storyboard artist Gabi Rodea encourages parents to have their children see ‘Wildwood’ for its mature storytelling.
[forces self onto the stage and grabs the mic] shrek is perhaps the greatest tf media
someone should invent a strain of weed that is shaped like a bad haiku
They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Gives You The Same Feeling As A Long Conversation That You Were Afraid To Have But Turned Out Basically Fine
thought about this interaction and am very pleased to find it has been preserved
They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Sends You Back To The Character Creation Screen
i said it before but this genuinely chills me every time it's updated. hause's style works so well for this story and it's absolutely haunting
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4w agoI Don't Sleep Well (Title)
