Carl Bergquist

@carlbergquist.bsky.social

Principal Engineer at Grafana Labs. SRE wannabe. Herder of kids.

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

Stop. Breathe. Listen. Say little. There is nothing you can say that will alter the course of this conversation to your benefit. Sign nothing in that meeting. Your former employer just became the adverse party; don't take legal advice from them.

I'm at Elysian Brewing for the Grafana conference speaker happy hour and there's a beer that this brewery makes called "Prometheus" but THEY'RE OUT OF IT. C'mon.

You can now export a rich set of metrics to Prometheus, unlocking more options for you to monitor your database with tools like Grafana, Datadog, and New Relic.

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🧡 Happy Valentine's Day! Sending our love to the maintainers, contributors, and users who make open source stronger every day. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Open source thrives, Because of you! Grot has written a few extra love notes for their friends at GitHub, Golang, and Linux.

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There's something so much fun about watching someone go 100% talking about something they're passionate about. Jumping all over the place, tripping over their words because they just love this shit so much and they want to tell the world.

To be clear: as a non-technical manager, it's virtually impossible to distinguish between a less experienced engineer who is missing basic skills and thus unacceptably slow with work that is poor quality, vs one that is digging deep and doing things "proper" and w high quality